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Hamilton Asks

1) Alexander Hamilton - What’s your name? 2) Aaron Burr, Sir - Are you extroverted or introverted? 3) My Shot - What do you want to do with your life? 4) The Story of Tonight - Do you want to be famous? 5) The Schuyler Sisters - Do you have siblings? 6) Farmer Refuted - Are you a pacifist? 7) You’ll Be Back - Have you ever been dumped? 8) Righthand Man - Who would you ride or die for? 9) A Winter’s Ball - Do you consider yourself attractive? 10) Helpless - Do you believe in love at first sight? 11) Satisfied - Have you ever wanted someone you can’t have? 12) The Story of Tonight (Reprise) - Do you want to get married? 13) Wait for It - Do you believe in destiny? 14) Stay Alive - Has anyone ever stood up on your behalf? 15) Ten Duel Commandments - Do you have a motto or code you live by? 16) Meet Me Inside - Have you ever been suspended from school or work? 17) That Would Be Enough - What do you need to be happy? 18) Guns and Ships - What’s the best gift you’ve ever received? 19) History Has Its Eyes on You - What is your biggest mistake? 20) Yorktown - What is your greatest accomplishment? 21) What Comes Next - Do you keep in contact with your exes? 22) Dear Theodosia - Do you want children? 23) Nonstop - What’s something you’re good at? 24) What’d I Miss - Have you ever lived in a different country than where you live now? 25) Cabinet Battle #1 - Do you think the rights of the individual should be prioritized over the needs of the community? 26) Take a Break - What’s the farthest distance you’ve ever traveled from home? 27) Say No to This - What is your opinion on prostitution? 28) The Room Where It Happens - Do you want to work in politics? 29) Schuyler Defeated - Have you ever been betrayed by a friend? 30) Cabinet Battle #2 - Do you prefer to mind your own business or get involved in other people’s drama? 31) Washington On Your Side - Who is your biggest supporter? 32) One Last Time - Where do you want to retire to? 33) I Know Him - Are you petty? 34) The Adams Administration - Who do you hate most in the whole world? 35) We Know - Have you ever been accused of doing something you didn’t do? 36) Hurricane - Have you ever experienced a natural disaster? 37) The Reynolds Pamphlet - Have you ever published anything? 38) Burn - Would you stay with someone who cheated on you? 39) Blow Us All Away - Have you ever fired a gun? 40) Stay Alive (Reprise) - What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? 41) It’s Quiet Uptown - How do you deal with the loss of a loved one? 42) The Election of 1800 - Who would you choose to lead your country? 43) Your Obedient Servant - Who in your life has hurt you the most? 44) Best of Wives and Best of Women - Who in the world do you admire the most? 45) The World Was Wide Enough - Are you a forgiving person? 46) Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story - What do you want to be remembered for?

BONUS QUESTIONS

47) Valley Forge - What’s been the worst experience of your life so far? 48) Tomorrow There’ll Be More of Us - Is there a cause you would die for? 49) No John Trumbull - Do you work better alone or in groups? 50) Let It Go - What’s the best advice you’ve ever received? 51) One Last Ride - What’s your favorite line in a song? 52) Congratulations - What is the biggest thing you’ve ever had to give up? 53) Dear Theodosia (Reprise) - Do you think you could be a single parent? 54) Cabinet Battle #3 - Is there something you know you’re hypocritical about?

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Bonus:

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is this hamilton

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PSA to our followers this Autism Acceptance Month:

Use Autism **Acceptance** Month (as opposed to Autism Awareness Month).

NO “light it up blue” or puzzle pieces. Google “Autism Speaks hate group” to learn more.

Use red or gold instead, which are colors supported by the autistic community.

Use identity-first language (most autistic people prefer “autistic” instead of “person with autism”), but don’t police the language of someone who prefers to be called a person with autism.

NO scare terms like “suffering with autism” or “afflicted with autism.”

Avoid functioning labels like “high functioning” or “low functioning.”

If autistic voices are not at the center of your efforts, you’re doing it wrong.

When in doubt, ASK AN AUTISTIC PERSON. 

To learn more about autism, visit autistic-run organizations like the Autistic Self Advocacy Network (ASAN) and Autism Women’s Network (AWN).

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Waving Through a Window (Dear Evan Hansen) - Mandy Gonzalez @ Miscast 2017

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Holy CRAP, they DID it!

Clipping.: Hugo award nominees

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ever have one of those days 

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Everyone who reblogs this will get a picture of Lin Manuel Miranda in their inbox 🙃

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I'm Sam the Hot Dog Man

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reblog if ur lgbt and have a bad eyesight

trying to prove a point to my oculist

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daveeddiggs: #mymainwhitefriends they are different people. @clppng @rafaelcasal 

Somewhere in Cali, 8 hours later, Rafael is STILL giving him hell for that hashtag.

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Musicals as types of people in school

Phantom of the opera: The emo kid with short hair that's always in every singe musical the school puts on

Cats: The kid that knows that everybody hates them but they still fight to pursue their dreams/the kid that nobody knows is an acrobat

Sweeney Todd: The goth kid who hisses as people in the hallways and only hangs out with like two other people and keeps a diary

Heathers: The really popular and preppy girl who's secretly really sad about everything

Spring awakening: The kid who makes waaay to many sexual jokes and lost their virginity before everyone else

A chorus line: The kid who's never available to do anything because they're at rehearsal

Wicked: That one kid that was always ignored in school but grew up to be extremely famous

Into the woods: the kid with an unnaturally morbid sense of humor

Les Misérables: The kid who's way to into politics and starts fights just about every day

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how to spot a theatre kid

- knows too much about first treasury secretary alexander hamilton, bank robbers bonnie and clyde and the newsboys strike of 1899

- grocery shopping list consists of ‘the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold’

- when introduced to someone new, sings:

 - and i’m jAVERT

 - alexander hamilton, my name is alexander hamilton

 - veronica sawyer. i crave a boon

- laughs at anyone who says disney isn’t realistic because nobody randomly breaks out into song

- favourite rappers are the cast of hamilton and the witch from into the woods

- when walking in the rain, will start singing on my own from les miserables

- panics when the cast list is about to be posted

- blood is 90% throat coat

- constantly losing bobby pins

- has no sense of privacy because have you ever had to do a quick change

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theatre songs that could resurrect me

• the bitch of living

• ring of keys

• blackout

• schuyler sisters

• la vie boheme

• bad idea

• defying gravity

• tomorrow is a latter day

• king of new york

• this world will remember us

• no one else

• one day more

• into the woods prologue

• all that jazz

• gimme gimme

• naughty

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Renamed Musicals

• Les Miserables: Breadsticks Meme Gone Wrong ft. The Only Cop in France.

• Miss Saigon: Americans Fuck Shit Up, the musical!

• Legally Blonde: This is Harvard, not a Stripper Bar.

• Wicked: Misunderstood Green Girl and Sparkly Witch Hide Lesbian Feelings

• Little Women: That Story Where All the Girls Fall in Love

• Book of Mormon: Spooky Mormon Hell and Crude Gay Humor Clash w/ Sparkly Tuxedoes.

• Shrek: Don’t Judge a Book By It’s Cover; Another Show About Diversity.

• The Last Five Years: How Not to Adult: A Manual

• Joseph and the blah, blah, blah: Fifty Shades of Bible Humor

• Suessical: Always Trust that Weird Voice you Hear PS Elephants Can’t Fly

• Songs for a New World: I’m Sure There’s a Story Here Somewhere…

• Thirteen: Puberty Sucks Plus Jewish Jokes and Weird Sexual Tension

• Matilda: We’ll Fight Like Twenty Armies and We Won’t Give up ft. Miss Honey’s Self Esteem Issues.

• Spring Awakening: Why Sex Ed Matters, the musical!

• Next to Normal: The Story of a Sexy Ghost

• Avenue Q: Horney Puppets Use the Internet for Porn and Then Build a School For Monsters.

• Children of Eden: Bible fanfiction.

• The Drowsy Chaperone: Hallucinations of a Man in a Chair

• Violet: Sutton Foster and a Sob Story ft. Indecipherable Accents

• Anything Goes: Into the Woods, Except on a Ship

• How to Succeed: A Dummies Guide to Making an Ass Out of

Yourself

• Once on this Island: Why Gods Should Not Interfere With Humans

• Into the Woods: Fairytale AU on Crack

• Fun Home; Gay Tears, the musical!

• In the Heights: Everybody has Issues in the Barrio.

• Chess: East West Relations Under Different Masks and Various Plots

• RENT: Diversity, Death, and Drugs.

• Annie: My Life Sucks: By Me.

• Sweeny Todd: Revenge Means Killing Everybody

• Young Frankenstein: It Runs in the Family.