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Bigger things (legs) to come. Squatting 405 doesn’t necessarily graduate you from chicken legs 🙄. #squats #legday #fitness #workout #saturdayisforthegains #progressnotperfection #depthbeforedishonor #bornprimitive (at ZS Fitness) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtG46ySFJH5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=aebg7mgiyitu

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About to have the strongest hands in all the land 🌎. #captainsofcrush #expandyourhandbands #ironmind #handhealth #rogue #fitness #gripstrength (at Long Valley, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsgUFbklZ54/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lq9i35fm2grf

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Right in the feels

When you try to sleep, but remember that people will always mock your calves

Even though you train them twice a week.

https://www.gymaholic.co

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Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

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Taking Deedee out for a morning stroll. 🎃 . . #jeep #jku #rubicon #njjeeps #jeepstuff (at Washington Township, Morris County, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpmZhC0lcf8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13g9pshdaxtop

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When prioritizing squats over deadlifts makes all your pulls heavier and slower 🤷🏼‍♂️. Still trying to move the bigger weight though. Video credit: @matjon1029 #deadlift #workout #duke (at Retro Fitness) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpfEgTGlgKC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=v9g144sh3cgm

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Just had a pretty great weekend with the boys in Ocean City to cap off the summer. Already looking forward to the next one. #ocmd #endlesssummercruisin #cruisinocmd #musclecars #imports photo cred for the last pic @carefreedude (at Ocean City, Maryland) https://www.instagram.com/p/BotpCHkDrKA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1paaz9r321jnf

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It’s been about two weeks but my little Jeep family has grown. The KJ finally got a new little (big?) sister! #jeepkj #jeepwrangler #jku #jeepfamily #moneypit (at Long Valley, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn3pAZRDv2U/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1m0syzqfth1v4

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Haven’t had an arm day in a couple of months so I figured it was time to get back on the horse. Feeling pumped going into the weekend 💪🏼 #armday #teamvonmoger #vanityday #workout #fitness #fitfriday (at ZS Fitness) https://www.instagram.com/p/BntubjkDC2R/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vcelu6jhph2g

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Milkshakes are for the boys. #milkshake #whydoesittastelikebanana #icecream (at Mrs Walkers Ice Cream)

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Well here goes nothing. On my way to starting day one of my new career as a pathologists’ assistant! #newjob #pathologistsassistant #pa #pathology #paycheck (at Long Valley, New Jersey)

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Out here working on my chicken wing... 🐓 #muscleup #workout #functionaltraining #weightlifting (at Long Valley, New Jersey)

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SPENDING TIME

SPINNING OUT TOWARD

A DESIRE THAT WASN’T PURE

BORN BEFORE THE VIRUS WAS CURED

PITCH PERFECT

VIOLINS ON THE FLOOR

FAST FORWARD LININGS ON MY SKULL

TYPE OF DESIGN I COULD AFFORD

FAST FORWARD BANDS OUT

GOT THEY HANDS OUT

LIKE THEY’RE ACKNOWLEDGING THE FÜHRER

REWIND NAS TRACK 6

REWIND DANCE CRAZES

READ MY MIND

FREED MY MIND

FEED MY MIND

MAKES SENSE

JUST LIKE MIRRORS ON THE WALL

JUST LIKE SITTING ON ME

RAW IN MIRRORS SEEN IT ALL

COULD MAKE TWO

A PIECE OF MIND

FLICKING ASH

POURING A HALF

DONT POUR IN A GLASS

POUR IT IN FOAM

THAT’S WHITE LIKE EGGSHELLS IN MY OMELETTE

MY EARLOBES ARE YELLOW LIKE THE YOLK IS RUNNING

MY BRAINS ON DRUGS

I STILL HAVE NO PEACE OF MIND

FUCK

WOOF WOOF DOGS IN THE PLACE

LOOSE TOOTH LOST IN THE FRAY

ROOF LOST IN THE WRAITH

ROOF LOST ON THE WAY

FREEWAY

NO ROZAY

BRUTE FORCE

BRUT CHAMPAGNE

TELL THE FRONT DESK TO CUT NEW KEYS

RESERVED IN THE MERCER FOR TWO YEARS

IN TWO SUITES

TOOK OUT THE BED LIKE ITS FUCK SLEEP

ILL SMACK A BITCH LIKE ITS HOT HANDS

FIRED THE LABEL LIKE FUCK BRANDS

COMFORTABLE LOW NIGGA FUCK XANS

COMFORTABLE SLOW WHO THE FUCK RAN

NOTHING IS SWEET

NOTHING IN TANK SWEET

ITS JUST A TANK P

SALT ON A SLUG

SODA ON SLUGGED TEETH

CHEWING ON NOTHING

UR TWEAKING OR SOMETHING

UR SPEAKING SPEAK UP THEN

UR THINKING UR OVERTHINKING

ONE BLINK AND IM PRECUMMING

THAT COULD TURN EVERY NO ONE

INTO SOMEONE

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Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie

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So, uh. I edited Rey and Kylo’s throne room fight to match Led Zeppelin’s Immigrant Song.

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