twilightdad

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u ever just need a hug from esme?

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are any of you guys german?? bc there will be cinemas that show the twilight movies again!!! here is a link to an article i found

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do you know how cool it would have been to keep the blue tint of the first twilight movie going right up until the moment bella opened her eyes as a newborn? do you know how impactful the red of her iris would have been if it was the first thing the viewer saw that wasn’t tinted blue? do you understand how it would have run parallel with how bella describes her human vision vs her vampire vision in the books? do you remember how she described all her human memories looking murky to her because her vision was lacking and the world looked completely new to her now? blue tint.

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twilight au where emmett is actually a certified genius and has ways to solve every single one of the cullen’s problems quickly and safely, but because he has big chaotic energy he just kinda sits back and watches the madness

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Kristen Stewart in the new video for The Rolling Stones single Ride ‘Em On Down

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wtf i just thought i was hallucinating. i'm listening to mgmt rn and andrew kept singing 'into the twilight' like.. i looked up the lyrics and it's true. i haven't lost my mind That Much lmao. like that's a SIGN to become more active on this blog again.

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breaking dawn but when bella drinks blood out of the cup she uses a crazy straw

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Bella’s cute lil headband in twilight (2008) rb if u agree

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I guess ur my dad now

i'm everyone's dad at this point and i'm very fine with that!! i won't abandon y'all again

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ARE YOU BACK?! BECAUSE I MISSED YOU

I'M BACK!!! I LOVE 2008 SO MUCH!!! I'M DROWNING IN TWILIGHT MEMES AND LISTENING TO MGMT HELL FUCKING YES BITCH!!!! I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY IT'S 4 AM AND I'M MANIC IDGAF!!!!!!!! I MISSED YOU TOO ANON!!!!!!

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tbh.. my theory that rosalie called emmett her 'MonKeY MaN' bc she is gay and doesn't know how heteros talk... is very accurate. i am a psychology and sociology scientist and professor irl. rn i'm sitting here in my office, with a pen stuck behind my ear, my hair grey, my eyes are wet, old and tired bc finally.. i made that connection. my study is over, i can leave my office! i can see my kids again, i can kiss my depressed wife, i can give a lecture to my college students who already suspected that i'm dead. 'rosalie is just a confused lesbian who doesn't know how straights communicate. she does her best. leave her alone' that's what i will write on the chalkboard tomorrow. the students will tear up out of pure admiration. i have decoded the masterpiece 'Twilight' (2008). i am a GOD

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it's incredible that twilight even impacted the medical industry. i couldn't be more proud of stephenie. what an icon

smeyer’s impact

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Carlisle Cullen + Potato Pride Flag! (x)

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Sorry for the bad quality but why the hell did Rosalie say this