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☆ Happy lunar dog year! here are some mythological best friends to kick it off in cuteness! ☆

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when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done

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*¼ through a fanfic* wait i’ve read this before

*2/4 through a fanfic* lol no i haven’t wtf is hapenning

* ¾ through  fanfic* OMG I’VE READ THIS BEFORE

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i cant wait for the climax of Infinity War when Nicholas Cage as Ghost Rider just speeds in out of nowhere and one-shots Thanos and leaves without saying anything

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I have never wanted something more.

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i love how unproblematic firefighters are. they just wanna put out the fires. 

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i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

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💕

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cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.

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Just two pals chillin…

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I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

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Goldfish Bowl

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since april fool’s day is tomorrow i would like to remind everyone that my entire existence is a massive joke

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