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@need-him-pregnant-poll

can you draw garak pregnant and lactating

If somebody sends me 30 euro so I can buy sonic origins on steam I will do this. But not a moment before

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Me @ the skrunkel skrimblo

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Ah shit :/

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

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GET THAT LIZARD PREGNANT! FOR CARDASSIA!!!!!

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 3

[Poll 1, Poll 2]

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

[tyler-aint-real]

In enterprise there WAS cannon m-preg

It was like- the fourth episode?

been musing on deep space nine's runway success in @need-him-pregnant-poll & star trek's general mpreg possibility scope. so here's my take on mpreg in star trek series:

TOS:✅❓🤨🤭 POSSIBLE, WITH CAVEATS. would be considered an amusing, curious, and off-putting facet of some alien life. Could potentially temporarily impact main crew, but it would be a one-off, with the birth occurring immediately or otherwise terminating.

TNG: ✅❓🤨 POSSIBLE, NOT LIKELY MAIN CREW. Would almost certainly present a dilemma about carrying the life without the host's consent, which main cast wouldn't have to make a hard decision about, in the end. A side character may make the decision and be righteously interrogated on it

DS9: ✅ ✅ PROBABLE. Any alien could mpreg carry a baby, and they'd spend half the reveal episode gossiping about it. Bashir would act smug evolved about it, maybe a little medically fascinated. O'Brien would be racist; "it's unnatural." Julian almost was cornered into mpregging. It was inches away from a real plotline.

VOY: ✅ ✅ 💥 PROBABLE, LIKELY ABORTION. Literally any character could be mpregged, and I'd believe it. Even the women. Janeway-approved survival abortion (📈) or Janeway-approved "we need to find some meaning some how out here" sloganeering (📉)

ENT: __ [I'm so sorry.. you can't make me watch it]

(MOST) NEW TREK: ❌❌❓ NOT FREAKY ENOUGH. TRIES TO CLING TOO MUCH TO NOSTALGIA BAIT, NOT AUTHENTIC WEIRDNESS. Could mayyyyybe be a fun fact one character says as part of a safe one-off quip: "Do you know male [alien race] actually carry their young?" haha everyone claps and they forget about it

LWD: 👑 CANON.

[tyler-aint-real]

Ooough you love scamps…. Ooohggggggg you want to provide them with housing ooough…. Let them into your house and home and room and bed ouuughhhh my scamps

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Oh? You don’t like scamps? Scamp army! Kill him badly.

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These guys got FORKS #stinted scamps

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Fucking love these guys #my scamps

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These scamps? Stinted.

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Wow this scamps are stinted #my scamps

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Wow look at these guys go #stunted scamps

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Scamp posting

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Really fucking with these scamps

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Really loving these stunted scamps #my scamps

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Gay sex as a metaphor for friendship