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stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. pick one sports team you hate and blame them for everything

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How do you know that ? (Unmute !)

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Hi I'm not as incredible as you are at art and are using your picture of a tressym to describe my tressym in game and I'm in love thank you so much for sharing

Taalin, my drow witch for our Eberron campaign & her tressym :>

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I don’t know who wrote this or why, but this writing is just *chef’s kiss*

**Editing to add: I now know that this was said by Lindy West in her book The Witches are Coming. Good to know! 

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How did X get even stupider.

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I have a ship that I'm writing with a friend rn they are our dnd characters and for reference of how fucking dramatic they are, we have played the campaign for two days in character and these fuckers already have had six different emotional conversations in that time (more to come)

So I was like they can't exchange blood!

And then followed with wait one of them can turn into a cloud of stars and the other one is half air, do they have blood??????

i know i can't argue with reality here but it's devastatingly unromantic that blood transfusions only work if you have compatible blood types

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Citrus Reamer

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Fucking incredible lmao

Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost a year now. The world is full of people.

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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

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this man is not the "innocent child."

it is a fucking bit.

he claims to be innocent. he holds it above his siblings heads that he never gets in trouble with Bruce.

this man is pure of chaos waiting to be unleashed. april fools days are wild— nobody expects Duke to pull the worst prank. it's all a fucking bit. he's "innocent" for the bit, so he can pull the rug and fuck with his siblings in the silliest way possible.

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I liked it but that gave it a note so I unliked it

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Concept: a small child whose imaginary friend is Superman. He talks to “Superman” all the time, completely unaware that Clark can in fact hear everything he’s saying. The child and associated adults are infinitely surprised when reply letters from Superman start appearing in their mailbox

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No because I'm autistic and it always meant that to me

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As I stare blankly at my phone screen, sun shining through the window my brain has but one word to offer.

Brrm.

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Counter Point: No one should have to pay to not fucking die and that is why all medicine and medical care should be free.

I mean you are right, but I am too.

fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism