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What about a rehabilitation center that specializes in clown care?

I mean they wouldn’t have every species possible, but it could be a good idea to help people learn more about clowns and the specialized care that they require.

I know that there are some local facilities to me that offer volunteer positions and tours, and while it’s not a zoo (thankfully), you can still view clowns and work with them!

Of course I’m sure there are some specialized clowns that most wouldn’t have access to but the professionals, but I do know that most clowns need socialization and this is a great way to aid in the rehab process!

I’m currently not a clown owner, but I’m actually looking into some of these volunteer positions so that I can learn more about clown care and have more experience with them as i recently discovered that I’m 25% clown, and maybe being around my kind will unlock some deep instincts and understanding of myself.

I think that if a group of people put in the effort, a clown zoo of some kind can be created in a very ethical way.

If anything we should be doing more to support our local clown rescue centers and donating when we can!

I want to go to a clown zoo

It's like a normal zoo, but every exhibit has different types of clowns in it

No other types of animals. Only clowns. And similar species like mimes, jesters, and prop comedians.

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Someone please explain I accidentally dipped out on the phandom for like 5 minutes what happened

god i wanna know dnp's thoughts on our phyuri theories so bad

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Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

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Clearly this means that poor Edmund is being mistreated. Ringleader clowns are known to be a friendly species and love efficiency- there’s no reason to attack as it would not be efficient for the business of the circus.

Clearly him attacking you is either a sign of severe malnutrition or lack of socialization.

Let’s hear Edmund’s side of the story before we judge, otherwise I might just have to callout dashcon 2 for not properly taking care of their clowns

Guys, hear me out…

Why is Edmund Knox kinda…why is he kinda….. 👀

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If he doesn’t bite then what am I petting him for?????

Edmund is free to pet so long as he doesn't bite anyone again

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I think what everyone fails to consider about the croaker strange duel is that they are both such powerful and equal forces, and I think the only way it could satisfyingly end is that they lay down their arms, look each other in the eye, and understand that they are not so different

And idk maybe a tiny kiss couldn’t hurt

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You have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever OP

I will be working at dashcon 2 at the ballpit.

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dan and phil are making content again, the future of mcr is unclear, and people are planning dashcon.

anyways welcome back 2014!

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Guys, hear me out…

Why is Edmund Knox kinda…why is he kinda….. 👀

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God I really want to make an unhinged blog of some kind with some weird freak character but I don’t know if I have the bandwidth. I wanna be a freaky tumblr cryptid so bad

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Thinking about how in ways I am just like both fan and Phil. I have the joy and whimsy and love of color that Phil has…but also

I yap.

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It’s missing phan hours. All I have left to remember them is a really freaking soft t shirt and the bruise on my leg from running into chairs to get to the edge of my row to maybe get to wave at Phil while he ran through the audience.

I don’t know if I’ll ever be this happy again lowkey

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Explains the shirts at least

Amazingphil ATTACKS FAN at meet and greet with EVIL GAY BEAM

Original video

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HOW WAS THE SHOW

So so so so so so good. If anyone is still weighing on this, and if their were any doubts with going, they were immediately gone.

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GUYS I WAS SO CLOSE TO PHIL WHEN THEY RAN RAN AROUND DURING THE BOXING MATCH BIT LIKE I WAS ONLY A FOOT AWAY FROM HIM???? I guess Dan too but I’m really in my Philly era rn

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Guys during the dioramas they actually made the dolls 69 and phuck

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Today is my TIT show!!!

Super excited, here’s a face reveal where I’m channeling my inner Dalien for the event lol