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You know, it's truly unifying to know that, no matter what Masky you choose to love, we can all agree he isn't Masky unless he's fucking miserable

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Never took him for a cuddler

Ah-

:D

Cuddles!

C:

I like cuddles too! *purrs*

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That's what I've been telling em

Anyway, I'm ready for duty boss ;)

I'm not excited to move onto Offendor's territory but Logans twisted my arm! T^T

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Fair point but he seems alright so i stay for now unless he did something bad to me

Ok, just be super careful

Like I said he's impaled for less, dude has no respect for human life if it isn't serving his big old prickly ego.

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I wonder if i should leave or not the tall boss is just not my vibe but i dont wish to get killed

Run while you can before you sews his soul to you or whatever he does

I really never bothered to ask

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I'm not excited to move onto Offendor's territory but Logans twisted my arm! T^T

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alright i wont say anything but man i didnt know i even had chores! he didnt tell me crap Man my boss could be so cruel

Ah yes, chores. The cruelest thing ever X3

That I sorta agree with, the household all contributes, yknow? Logan and I split chores

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i might just go with you he took my food :< i truely love my food

Phew you got off easy, I've seen him impale for less

At least you're safe, I'm pretty sure he won't get pissed about you talking to me, just don't mention my offers of escape.

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You're still a schmuck, I don't make the rules, sorry :P

@creepypastamaker

Yup, I believe anyone who willingly turns themselves to Slender is a schmuck, sorry Doby.

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Hm i guess so you seem much better than my tall boss! he thinks i would fail his trainings since i normally act so chill! But doesnt that just help childern to follow me? I dont wish to judge my tall boss but he is odd and stern!

I saw how you reamed you out, poor soul. If you need somewhere to run to if things fail, I know a guy who knows a guy

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Oh well i never really thought deep about my name well thats neat! but my name challenge is a meaningful to me since i used to be always called the challenge child *roll eyes*

That's hilarious.

Kind of like how I named myself! I'm fucking Unsightly, ain't I?

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well No of course not who would name their child challenge! But if you wish to know my real name it's atlas! a lovely name but it has No meaning unlike my fake name!

Ooooh your new names challenge, got it got it.

I think Atlas is a beautiful name, has plenty of meaning too. The titan who holds the world, the moth whose wings could span the hold world. Also it quiet literally means to carry.

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@creepypastamaker

Your name is a challenge?

(I don't really plan to go ooc often but just for future reference in post replies make it harder to reply. Because I gotta screenshot then answer)

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@creepypastamaker

Yup, I believe anyone who willingly turns themselves to Slender is a schmuck, sorry Doby.

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Only slightly less regretting it. Only slightly.

Being a proxy to you sounds like a decent deal, better than that embodiment of a stick up the ass- Logan the Rotting

Being my proxy is great! I pay well, you can live in one of my lavish houses, have access to my drugs and alcohol, vip at all the bars and clubs I frequent, and also my cock (and other appendages/orifices) , and also my wife (you do have to ask her first, but she's frisky ;])

I pay-

I have a great health insurance plan, free dental-

And all I ask you to do is look hot and maybe you know find people I can rape, but like, come on, you have to admit that's better than kidnapping kids for me to eat- like, that's less bad, we can agree right?

So yes, work for me, I am an awesome boss, I offer three weeks of vacation time and paid family leave.

I am a great boss-

I won't even eat your child- like Slender totally will-

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A bee would lie to you

What? My buddy ghost said ectoplasm was totally ghost pee-

*disgruntled Jester noises*

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They're honestly considering this, I'm regretting entering the internet

Being a proxy to you sounds like a decent deal, better than that embodiment of a stick up the ass- Logan the Rotting

Being my proxy is great! I pay well, you can live in one of my lavish houses, have access to my drugs and alcohol, vip at all the bars and clubs I frequent, and also my cock (and other appendages/orifices) , and also my wife (you do have to ask her first, but she's frisky ;])

I pay-

I have a great health insurance plan, free dental-

And all I ask you to do is look hot and maybe you know find people I can rape, but like, come on, you have to admit that's better than kidnapping kids for me to eat- like, that's less bad, we can agree right?

So yes, work for me, I am an awesome boss, I offer three weeks of vacation time and paid family leave.

I am a great boss-

I won't even eat your child- like Slender totally will-