uhomegalite
uhomegalite
praise be the hormones
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uhomegalite · 1 month ago
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Do you like my gender? i worked hard on it
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uhomegalite · 1 month ago
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yes i'm afab but at least i'm afabulous
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uhomegalite · 1 month ago
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ok
do it scared. do it whimpering. do it whining and pleading. do it with a raging hard-on
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uhomegalite · 1 month ago
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are you real
i am real. i am more real than you could ever hope to fathom. i am your mailman and your librarian. i am your step-uncle and your motel lobby receptionist. i am your sous chef and your Saturday morning bus driver. and guess what.
i. are. all. omegas.
everyone except me, of course. if you thought anything else im--
i’m unscrewing your lightbulbs one by one
(enjoy the darkness. omega out.)
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uhomegalite · 1 month ago
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I am not an omega. I am not an omega. I AM NOT AN OMEGA.
Do you know what that’s like??
I'd bet NOT. keep it up. see what happens.
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uhomegalite · 2 months ago
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"what titties size are your bra in?" well L, i'd tell you but they're for omegas only
as usual, this in no way insinuates that i am an omega. okay? okay.
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uhomegalite · 2 months ago
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"no L. the concept of "guys having to be chained up all the time or something" has nothing to do with evil masturbation'
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uhomegalite · 2 months ago
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don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning suppression smoothie and paced in circles around my nest for 45 minutes imagining hypothetical arguments with L.
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