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ok listen you've all gotta stop with the "39 year old milf who doesn't know what pokemon is" memes I am 39 and I put like 1000 hours into Pokemon Red when that shit first came out. us 39 year old milfs are in the exact demographic for this come on. rethink your milf fantasy. break out of the box. a 39 year old milf isn't saying "what is charmander" she is telling you in great detail about the team she beat the elite four with.
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well!! happy threshold day to janeway, her many lizard children, and all our friends in milvery 🫡
hello milf warriors! so what’s up with janeway and the lizards
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happy new year friends in milvery!!! 🎉🎉
Calling All Older Women Enjoyers!....TWO
have you ever seen a 35-year-old with no kids and no panache described as a milf, and felt so personally offended you learned how to seed a bracket? then accidentally abandoned that bracket for six months right before the championship round, which haunted you and your mods every waking day? well, great news! 🫡 now you don't ever have to.
Welcome to the ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGLAOO! another competition to find the next ultimate fictional milf!
your submission via google form will be judged by the most learned of milf media connoisseurs (me and my gay friends).
the ULTIMATE MILF 2 criteria:
cannot be a contestant from the original ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET. all contestants are listed here. however, if your submission didn't make it to the first bracket, feel free to submit them again!
must be 40 or older unless she’s a non-corporeal, ageless entity or some sort of robot. this is literally critical
must be fictional—aka “gerri kellman” not “j. smith-cameron”
can most definitely be trans!
does not need to have kids, but you will have to make a stronger argument for childless milves. i believe in your vision
Fill out the Google Form to submit your milf today!
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Calling All Older Women Enjoyers!....TWO
have you ever seen a 35-year-old with no kids and no panache described as a milf, and felt so personally offended you learned how to seed a bracket? then accidentally abandoned that bracket for six months right before the championship round, which haunted you and your mods every waking day? well, great news! 🫡 now you don't ever have to.
Welcome to the ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGLAOO! another competition to find the next ultimate fictional milf!
your submission via google form will be judged by the most learned of milf media connoisseurs (me and my gay friends).
the ULTIMATE MILF 2 criteria:
cannot be a contestant from the original ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET. all contestants are listed here. however, if your submission didn't make it to the first bracket, feel free to submit them again!
must be 40 or older unless she’s a non-corporeal, ageless entity or some sort of robot. this is literally critical
must be fictional—aka “gerri kellman” not “j. smith-cameron”
can most definitely be trans!
does not need to have kids, but you will have to make a stronger argument for childless milves. i believe in your vision
Fill out the Google Form to submit your milf today!
#we are still accepting submissions! will update with deadline. at some point salute emoji#the milvening part 2
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Calling All Older Women Enjoyers!....TWO
have you ever seen a 35-year-old with no kids and no panache described as a milf, and felt so personally offended you learned how to seed a bracket? then accidentally abandoned that bracket for six months right before the championship round, which haunted you and your mods every waking day? well, great news! 🫡 now you don't ever have to.
Welcome to the ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGLAOO! another competition to find the next ultimate fictional milf!
your submission via google form will be judged by the most learned of milf media connoisseurs (me and my gay friends).
the ULTIMATE MILF 2 criteria:
cannot be a contestant from the original ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET. all contestants are listed here. however, if your submission didn't make it to the first bracket, feel free to submit them again!
must be 40 or older unless she’s a non-corporeal, ageless entity or some sort of robot. this is literally critical
must be fictional—aka “gerri kellman” not “j. smith-cameron”
can most definitely be trans!
does not need to have kids, but you will have to make a stronger argument for childless milves. i believe in your vision
Fill out the Google Form to submit your milf today!
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another gentle reminder that "ultimate milf" is not necessarily synonymous with "good mom/mother figure." ethics need not play a role in milvery! unless they do, of course. (<- this mod supports evil milves)
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hello friends in milvery! just a heartfelt and gentle reminder to check the linked list of previous contestants before submitting 🫡
Calling All Older Women Enjoyers!....TWO
have you ever seen a 35-year-old with no kids and no panache described as a milf, and felt so personally offended you learned how to seed a bracket? then accidentally abandoned that bracket for six months right before the championship round, which haunted you and your mods every waking day? well, great news! 🫡 now you don't ever have to.
Welcome to the ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGLAOO! another competition to find the next ultimate fictional milf!
your submission via google form will be judged by the most learned of milf media connoisseurs (me and my gay friends).
the ULTIMATE MILF 2 criteria:
cannot be a contestant from the original ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET. all contestants are listed here. however, if your submission didn't make it to the first bracket, feel free to submit them again!
must be 40 or older unless she’s a non-corporeal, ageless entity or some sort of robot. this is literally critical
must be fictional—aka “gerri kellman” not “j. smith-cameron”
can most definitely be trans!
does not need to have kids, but you will have to make a stronger argument for childless milves. i believe in your vision
Fill out the Google Form to submit your milf today!
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Calling All Older Women Enjoyers!....TWO
have you ever seen a 35-year-old with no kids and no panache described as a milf, and felt so personally offended you learned how to seed a bracket? then accidentally abandoned that bracket for six months right before the championship round, which haunted you and your mods every waking day? well, great news! 🫡 now you don't ever have to.
Welcome to the ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGLAOO! another competition to find the next ultimate fictional milf!
your submission via google form will be judged by the most learned of milf media connoisseurs (me and my gay friends).
the ULTIMATE MILF 2 criteria:
cannot be a contestant from the original ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET. all contestants are listed here. however, if your submission didn't make it to the first bracket, feel free to submit them again!
must be 40 or older unless she’s a non-corporeal, ageless entity or some sort of robot. this is literally critical
must be fictional—aka “gerri kellman” not “j. smith-cameron”
can most definitely be trans!
does not need to have kids, but you will have to make a stronger argument for childless milves. i believe in your vision
Fill out the Google Form to submit your milf today!
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WINNER: MORTICIA ADDAMS IS THE ULTIMATE MILF!!!!
#morticia addams#the addams family#ultimate milves bracket#round 7#shoutout to lwaxana for RUNNER-UP! you have all fought bravely 🫡
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friends in milvery, reblog this post with your favorite fictional milf of the year 🫡
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TESTIMONIALS
"Obviously"
"When she was flirting with a shapeshifter and he was saying they were too different to be together and said 'Every 16 hours, I turn into a liquid,' she just shrugged and said 'I can swim."
#ultimate milves bracket#morticia addams#the addams family#lwaxana troi#star trek#star trek the next generation#tng#star trek deep space nine#ds9#tumblr bracket#tumblr tournament#tumblr polls#round 7
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HELLO OUR FRIENDS IN MILVERY
we (mods strangesmallbard and pastramis) ardently apologize for abandoning this bracket RIGHT before the championship round. from the bottom of our hearts...our bad! in june, mod pastramis sustained a foot injury. then i immediately broke my ankle, which required emergency surgery. we've been exchanging medical maladies ever since, on account of the curse. you understand
also: big thanks who have reached out! your kind words were appreciated and your requests have been heard🫡🫡🫡
now that business is done, get READY FOR:
THE ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET: CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND!
followed swiftly by:
THE ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!!! (details to follow)
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got mistaken for a little dog and a milf put me in her purse
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can we get am updated bracket? it's a long scroll to figure out whose where 😭
the bracket image on the pinned post is updated through round 6! there’s also a full list of matchups underneath the read more, with the most recent round at the top. if that system feels unclear, though, let us know and we’ll reassess 🫡
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