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"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

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tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

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Learning Magic the Gathering from my partner has been kinda hilarious cuz I find a lot of the cards will be either:

Treznor, the Eternal Flame: *3 paragraphs of text* -> Widely maligned, considered basically useless

Grey Rock: adds 2 mana -> $14,000 per copy, outlawed in 12 countries

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there are a lot of undiagnosed adults out there but i do think it's a shame that we've reached a point where having hobbies and interests past the age of 20 is seen as a touch of the tism. i know many older adults who suppress all their childish desires and throw out all their old toys and for what. are you scared of being 'weird' ? who give a shit.

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Whats up ladies i im several years behind

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rewatching and this still stands

Also you know what I’m gunna step out of line and someone can put me back in if I’m wrong but I just have to say I find it deeply disturbing that the sexual assault Lucky endures in Them while watching her child be murdered, is not talked about more. WHY is that not just as disturbing? Traumatizing? Tragic?? I find it very telling that not a single person sees her rape as equally disturbing. It’s almost like the writers pit the two traumas against each other and said we’ll tell you exactly which one we think is worse.

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Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

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I open Tumblr. I post something that should be a diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr after having it closed for 1.2 minutes. I reblog 176 posts in a row. I add tags of absolute gibberish to 7 of those. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr I post yet another should-be diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open tu

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mice are having sex in my walls :(

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''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

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ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.

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