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i heard there's a guy who lives in my blood called michael plastics and hes going to kill everyone?

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I love watching dvds... bc the little commercials beforehand will be like "coming to you spring 2008!" like man. I can't wait for 2008

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it’s been said many a time but we need to eradicate x reader from the searches. I do not want to get bred by Superman doggy style I just want to remember the movie I just saw and how awesome it was

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baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.

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i think donna tartt is an excellent writer people are just annoying about her books which isn't her fault she is also really sexy which of course has nothing to do with this post but i thought i'd mention it

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did Jace just say a slur 😭😭

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i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc

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blah blah blah proper name place name backstory stuff

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the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

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Big Mandarin, Mundubbera, Queensland, Australia

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i don’t know who needs to hear this but you do not need to wear makeup

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big fan of the word tangentially

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sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

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i’m all the ages i have ever been

@swarnpert // haruki murakami “norwegian wood” // laura mathis “no most” // russian dolls // “memento mori” crywank // @ijaazat // “eleven” sandra cisneros // “deathless” catherynne m valente via @maryolive // @blossomfully // “untitled” keith haring, 1982 // dante and aristotle discover // jenny slate // this post @gaycommunist