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Spent time with my nephew all week, said we were on a date so we could get that sweet couples discount at the restaurant!👍 Reccomend

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Hey guys on vacay in my new very private underground bunker retreat, totally cool down here, beach and everything, crazy tan from the earths core

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Can i get a hug?

For sure, man! 🫂

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Can I hold it while you pee.. anime girl reaching out image here I can't find her rn

Sure why not, I needed a little help anyway

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No more peeing :( sorry :(

This is unfortunate, how will I pee now

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Do you like zombies

You BET i do, i love zombies 🫶 Shoutout to all my zombies out there i love you guys

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Uncle dave, with all the new members, could you maybe hire a few more people to handle the logistics of this whole cult thing, its getting real stressful over here

Hire? What do you think this place is! All the labor done here is free!

Out of the kindness of people's hearts of course. Not because of any empty promises and manipulation✌️

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group pissing starts in 10 minutes, don’t be late

Oh my god I missed group pissing. What are the consequences of this?

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If u were a lps what would ur eye shine be :3

The hungry one. For sure. Or maybe messy.

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I'm a very chill loving leader🫶 I've been told I'm a pretty great guy. I appreciate the kind words right from the start, you'll fit in just right man

Biggest rule is I am always right and I'm super cool and basically god. Yknow the normal cult stuff. Nothing too strict

May I join your cult? You seem like a fabulous guy.

- @regretnothingbabe

Oh yeah, get in here! Bonus points for calling me a "fabulous guy", you're already a little higher in the ranks than the usual new recruits 👍

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May I join your cult? You seem like a fabulous guy.

- @regretnothingbabe

Oh yeah, get in here! Bonus points for calling me a "fabulous guy", you're already a little higher in the ranks than the usual new recruits 👍

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Dave, im sorry to tell you this, but you arent a very good pisser

I don't like your honesty, i am a great pisser. Never miss the target. You are the next target

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stairs that make you evil after you fall down them

I walked back up the stairs and im cool again dw

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"you're a great kisser, dave" is so boring, tell me "you're a great pisser, dave" and i might start respecting you more

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Evil Uncle Dave tonight

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Fell down the stairs with my old ass, back hurts sorry for not posting

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Hello cult, new whiteboard !! Go crazy! Go stupid!