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He really likes that meowl thing

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Its me!! The davewolf!! Posted this on my furry art acc but putting it here too because postal related 👍

is this guy serious right now

dude dog is @therealpostaldude and richie sheep is @concessionstantinople !!! based off this scene from the Postal Movie

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Just paid $40 for some terrible head. Can't believe the world we live in

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that picture thats like "they out here selling peanut butter by the splat" i really like that one

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No one's calling you that

It's gonna catch on, I'm gonna need some flyers printed like

UNCLE DAVE

Big D

to spread the word

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"Only a fool shall reflect on oneself, a wise man will reflect on Dave and nothing but Dave"

- Somewhere in my bible

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Realizing most of what I post is just me bragging about myself, and maybe that should be a sign that I need to self-reflect

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being old and perhaps even a tad bit out of shape is so in style right now trust me all the ladies and gentlemen are dying for it

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i forgort i had asks sorry guys i'll have to get to those from now on

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im so sexy and awesome oh my god i hope everyone agrees

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dave (YES, me) is the kinda guy to scroll facebook reels, see an ai generated video, and show it off genuinely convinced that it is real

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Do they seriously think I'm old and desperate enough to fall for this crap lol?

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Nelson..........

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Being Dave with a fuckton of other kintypes, like I don't even like those guys I'm actually just the best one. Not to brag or anything. I'm humble too. You just gotta believe me on this

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Dude is jealous of my porno collection

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I always got jobs for you, bro. Give me a call👍

Searching for a job, I'll tell you guys if I'm lucky

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ughh ungghh do i gotta? do i really gotta get out of bed right now man?

@uncledaveposting @concessionstantinople

You two! Fight to the death!