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Every now and again I think about 3ft tall Sonic and his bobble-headed proportions and his paper-towel-tube-width limbs and how he routinely goes up against kaijuu, giant mega-mechs, and literal gods without hesitation.
i wanna be just like him fr
bro's the final boss of delusional girlies. i stan.
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fandom#highkey wanna be like him but without the perpetual need to defy death#adrenaline is sonic's caffeine#i know adhd be whoopin his ass
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Biolizard is an Aquarius born January 27th, and Shadow's a Gemini born June 19th.
According to Horoscopology they would have zodiacically been best friends if they were ever allowed to coexist in the same timeline.
We were robbed.
#biolizard#shadow the hedgehog#sonic fandom#sonic the hedgehog#angy#everyday i think of a biolizard that was somewhat healthy but still ornery because reasons#and got to live side by side with his adoptive half bro thing#we deserved mutant+alien solidarity as a fandom and never got it
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TL;DR - The Biolizard didn't mean to destroy the Earth. It only wanted to return home.
Biolizard has the mind of a beast, right? Not near as sentient as Sonic or Shadow. At least that's what we're told. I understand any living creature, regardless of sentience, can learn to be hostile towards anything it associates with pain. But... why would the Biolizard associate the Earth with pain? Biolizard is FROM the earth and that's the last place it was before it was subject to inhumane experiments.
I don't see something as bestial as the Biolizard piecing the logic together: "These people hurting me are from the Earth. And therefore I hate them and the Earth." Again, the Biolizard itself is from Earth and wasn't tortured until it was taken away. Just like how a dog doesn't know what country it's in but can still tell when they're in a different place, Biolizard would know it's in a different environment but wouldn't have the reasoning to figure anyone the on arc is also from Earth. Biolizard wasn't exposed to any of the scientists until it was on the Ark. It just wouldn't have the spatial reasoning to put that together.
All that being said, I think it makes more sense that the Biolizard simply wanted to go back home.
Again, it wouldn't have the spatial reasoning to figure the people experimenting on him from the Ark must also be from the Earth if the Biolizard is as simple-minded as we're told that it is. As far as it would be concerned, the Ark and the scientists were always there. And again, the last time it was on Earth, Biolizard's natural-born home, was the last time it was free from pain, exploitation, and imprisonment. Literally why would it hate the earth?
And in its state - consumed with unimaginable levels of pain and lashing out on everything and anything based on pure instinct to survive/protect itself from further harm - would it really be able to reason, "The way in which I'm trying to return to my home, the last place I've known peace, is going to destroy it"?
Kind of Rambling Beyond This Point
We have no way of knowing how sentient the Biolizard was or wasn't.
In real life, salamanders of all kinds do not have vocal cords. Regardless of what it was or wasn't aware of, it couldn't communicate with anyone anyway.
Given that the Biolizard wouldn't have vocal cords to make sounds, how does it roar? Take a very deep breath and exhale as hard as you can with your mouth wide open. And then use sci-fi logic and try to reason out the acoustics of its windpipe or smth, idk. The point is, the Biolizard wouldn't be capable of speech.
Some people think that the fact that it could use Chaos Control suggests that it might be more aware than most of the fandom seems to give it credit for. I'm not sure where I sit on this, but I'm not opposed to the idea. But even with that in mind, there's still no logical reason it would hate the earth.
It makes sense for Shadow to hate the Earth. Shadow's never been to the Earth before GUN raided the Ark. His only connection is that he cherishes it because Maria does. The Ark is Shadow's test tube born home. From his perspective, people came from the Earth to destroy the Ark and all his loved ones on it. HE has a reason to hate the Earth, the Biolizard doesn't.
The only way it would make sense to me that the Biolizard hated/wanted to destroy the earth is if the Biolizard was a "lab lizard"(?) similar to the concept of lab rats. If Biolizard started off as a lab lizard and has only known human exploitation all its life before and after the Ark, then maybe it could be trying to kill two birds with one stone. "I destroy the Ark and the Earth at the same time by making them collide and I finally get the death I've been denied over 50 years in the process."
We don't know where bb!Bio was sourced from. Science facilities generally want to deal with animals that are accustomed to captivity with a predictable baseline, so the last paragraph is kind of plausible.
But here's the thing, we don't know whether that's the case. It's only speculation.
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You can't tell me Io don't eat off of ZooPal plates.
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thinking about him again . . .
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yall- Shun is not playing with Io AT ALL
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POV: You read Charlotte's Web once.
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Ep 103 in which...
Shun is getting his ass handed to him by the only man alive still subscribed to Zoobooks.
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Io better calm down before Shun take the cloth off.
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Ep 103 in which...
Shaina and Thetis been trading blows for so long and every time the camera's back on them they in the same place. Just jumping around, landin hits, and doing NO damage.
I'm convinced they just playin patty cake when no one's looking.
Also, why do they have Kiki running around carrying that Libra Cloth?
bro, it's like twice his body mass. stop.
i'll call child labor laws right now and fuck up the whole operation
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Baian has bundles, actually.
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Whenever they say, "nOt EvEn a GoLd SaInT cOuLd BrEaK tHiS"
Here comes one of the Bronze Saints playin in Dohko's wardrobe breakin shit.
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I WAS J O K I N G
they're really about to make this dude shatter a pillar with a S H I E L D
this show is not serious
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