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Following up a career and era-defining fantasy franchise leading role with a steadfast commitment to playing weird little freaks.

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I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

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just so you know

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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

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matthew mcconaughey needs to be cast as a haggard, ambiently-suicidal knight errant of some kind. fuck yes i spelled his name right on the first try

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the old music fan experience

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From German magazine Lustige Blätter, 1932.

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hey slurt

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picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers

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This is the end result of anti-trans propaganda: more harassment of girls and women, more policing of gender roles, more gender McCarthyism.

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i hope this email kills us both instantly

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My sister sent this to me, and as a lesbian in MA I can't say anything lmao

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sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

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lost the auction in the last minute

ebay auctions should let me leave notes with my bids. so that everyone else knows i need this set of dvds more than they do.

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tubi is an incredible streaming platform you'll go on there and they have like, classic who, and blue velvet, and a fuck ton of silent films, and columbo, and the donnie darko directors cut. And then they also have ants on a plane. Folks they have the hit movie ants on a plane