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i didn’t bring ketchup

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Hello friends and foes !

I am seeking out a roleplay partner (s) !

Just to intro I’m Elle! Im 24 and go by she/they. I am still dipping my toe back into the roleplay pool so to speak. I am looking for 21+ partners ideally. I would be okay with 18-20 as well just a preference. No minors under any circumstances! I am interested in 3+ paragraphs per reply in a perfect world! I know things happen and sometimes it’s a little shorter! That’s okay! Semi lit/ novella style. Im not always the best with spelling and grammar but I will try. I am very character and world building centric, I want to create something fun and free and vast with my partners! I want to headcannon and share thoughts and media as well as our main roleplay. Im looking to double up as well. I roleplay on discord! I would prefer to talk more in private about expectations and what not. So here are some interests I want to roleplay. Looking for any pairings. OC x OC, cannon x cannon and probably the most likely and desired OC x CANNON

Succession

The bear

Veep

Fargo

Silicon Valley

The office (US)

New girl

euphoria (don’t judge I can fix her)

Better call Saul

Peep show

Ted Lasso

Shoot me a message!

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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i hope you write (i hope we both write)

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A poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a homesickness, a lovesickness.

Robert Frost

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so uh it seems like ebon kisses by gently cradling the woman's jaw first and this is definitely information that is going into one of my sydrichie fics

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Hello! I just wanted to ask if you're thinking about finishing that Cyrus fic you posted? or if you allow people to send in requests for him? I don't want to pressure you ofc !! Just checking to make sure is all !!

there's barely any Cyrus x reader content here so I'm starving lmao 😭 I am so sorry!! 🙇 But ofc, obvs no pressure!! :D

Hi! Yes I do plan on it! I just have 0 inspo rn! If you want to send requests in PLEASE do. This goes for everyone,, I want to hear ur horny and non horny thoughts

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“It’s my thigh or nothing, I’m not helping you get off.” For Cyrus × Fem!Reader

I was promised a kidney for this but honestly the fact that you love and support my work will always be more than enough!

Edit- I wrote this right when it was requested but intended to finish it at some point- I didn’t so have this first part of an unfinished fic :3

Living in Sunnyvale and having a situationship with Cyrus came with its own set of difficulties. You didn’t know exactly what you guys were but you know that living next to his sworn enemy was the catalyst for a lot of rough angry sex. Not that you were complaining. Julian, bubbles and Ricky pestered you often about your involvement with Cyrus. You were all sitting around in Julian’s trailer smoking dope laughing about something dumb Ricky said. You all sat in a comfortable silence for a few moments and than Ricky turned to you “why are you dating that fucking dick Cyrus anyway?” It seemingly came out of nowhere but you looked around your friends and they just waited for your response with eager eyes. You sighed “one we aren’t dating..we just hang out.” You say sheepishly and Julian scoffs at you “I can’t believe you bang that creep” you roll your eyes at the man; their disgust used to bother you a lot more but now it was just par for the course. “You guys are just mad that you aren’t banging me” you say confidently and the men collectively groan. You didn’t even know if that statement was true but by how jealous they all acted it be seemed like the logical answer. Bubbles finally spoke after awhile of just listening “you’re a pretty lady and all” he sqawks out and you smile softly with pride “but we care about you. He’s not a good guy!” Bubbles explains and you pat his knee lovingly. A deep blush forms on his cheeks and than Julian speaks again “he can’t even protect you he’s a fucking pussy” Ricky nods. You huff a frustrated breathe and than quickly duck and cover when Ricky pulls out his gun and starts waving it around “he can’t even shoot anything! He’s a dumb idiot coward! He can’t protect you from shit!” Ricky yelled and you got up to leave as Julian and bubbles start scolding him. You yell a goodbye and leave the rest of your dope as a sign of good faith. What they didn’t understand is how sweet Cyrus is with you; fingers in your hair and lips pressed to your neck. Every time you saw him he’d pull you into his lap and say “tell me about your day baby.” It felt so intimate. There was definitely feelings involved on both sides but you weren’t about to be the dumb girl that tries to tie a guy like Cyrus down. He was also so amazing in bed; when you guys were alone and he starts touching you, you lose all brain function. you found your way once again in Cyrus’s car; you’d called him the second you left Julian’s trailer. He was quick to pick you up; eager to get laid probably. As he pulls in front of your trailer the boys are sitting around the shit mobile now drinking. You close your eyes and take a deep breathe bracing for the annoyance you are about to endure. Cyrus makes eye contact with Ricky as he goes in and kisses you hello. Before you could commend Ricky for keeping his cool Cyrus yells out “Fuck off Ricky. I’ve got work to do” and points to you. You shove him with your elbow as you bury your face in your hands. Ricky loses it throwing a beer bottle and screaming at your non boyfriend’s red corvette as he speeds out. Cyrus has always been a tough nut to crack, if felt like he was constantly on a losing streak but with you it felt like he was winning. It started out as just fucking someone hot that he was pretty sure Julian and Ricky were interested in but now it turned into another person accepting him as he was even if it meant you being okay with him keeping you at arms length. You hadn’t discovered how much of a loser he was yet and he was eager to keep it that way.

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you would fuck that old man. i would fuck that old man. we are the same. hold my hand

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BETTER CALL SAUL!