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remember instead of reading the online discourse post you can just scream inside your head and it simulates the experience perfectly but probably with fewer lasting psychological effects

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proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.

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can't believe Bidenstar stepped down as leader of Americaclan

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if you would rather elect a fascist than a liberal you're not a leftist you're just edgy

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KYS !!!!!!!!!!!

1/10 for creativity but 6/10 for enthusiasm :)

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love ao3 but I would really adore a relationship tag for enemies. sometimes I just want to read things centering around two people's mortal and undying hatred for each other

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i think elves should be able to die from intense emotions as a way to compensate for their immortality

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1000 Books You May Have Actually Read

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the premise of abscourse is flawed, because since elves are so superior their abs would obviously have fused together into a single super muscle like so:

as such, although elves have ab (singular), it would not be visible to anyone - including and especially Keefe Sencen's

Keefe has abs i hope this visual above helps assuming elf muscular anatomy is similar to human muscular anatomy everyone has abs

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there's something sooo special to me about writing that gives narrative weight and time to characters who are just brief flashes across the page, especially the ones that die. like how The Spear Cuts Through Water breaks its main narrative to give the people Keema and Jun cross paths with a voice, from the vendor to the messenger they kill to everyone else, just brief flashes of other lives that matter just as much. And how the Aeneid takes the time with the deaths in the final battles to say that this man was a hero, that this one loved his aged father, and so on. it's just the way that these books acknowledge that every single person has their own history and present, compared to so many books today that treat lives so carelessly

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oh i am always thinking about this book. you don’t even know

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Please read The Spear Cuts Through Water

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please read this book I’m begging you

is it around 500 pages? yes.

is it one of the most captivating stories I’ve read both in the contents of the story and the way it was told? also yes.

seriously, I am on my hands and knees here please read this book it’s so so so good

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just finished aftg and was anyone going to tell me that it's a comedy

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Waking up and opening my activity page on 4/1/24.

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realized i never posted this one here either, so here ya go 🐇

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anyway on this very special day the Latin student in me wants y'all to know that Caesar, in his account of the Gallic Wars, refers to himself nigh exclusively in 3rd person. so yeah he absolutely did have the whole stabbing thing coming