unlikelysaintdelele

[unlikelysaintdelele]

Linguistic wizards why does vocabulary inflection and intonation change wildly when I’m happy, furious, or serious. What part of your brain makes u talk like completely different people in different circumstances and is this universal across languages. And why does regional accent drop sometimes. What makes that happen

[unlikelysaintdelele]

✵ Did you tell them? About us? ✵

✵ Of course not. ✵

[unlikelysaintdelele]

being a writer is feeling like a genius and a fraud at the same time

[unlikelysaintdelele]

retook it just to see… changed I think TWO responses and now my feelings are hurt.💀

which ao3 tag are you?

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oh how fun. The one tag I purposefully avoid.

which ao3 tag are you?

[unlikelysaintdelele]

My roommates got married last week and said today that they’re planning on moving to somewhere else in the city, and asked me to move with them when they do.

Which I appreciate so much, they’re both fantastic roommates and I really don’t want to try and find another place on my own, but also. Jesus Christ what a look. “Hiii we’re the Thompsons, we just moved in down the street, that’s my husband and that’s the ghoul who used to live in our basement”

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan

[unlikelysaintdelele]

patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me

[unlikelysaintdelele]

Here’s how to tell if a language is easy to learn

None of them are easy

They’re all stupid and terrible and will kick you in the nuts

That being said

Languages similar to ones you already speak

Languages you have a lot of motivation to learn

Languages that have a lot of resources and media to watch and/or listen to and/or read

So, if you’re reading this with relative ease (aka you speak English fluently) probably French or Spanish

Do whatever you want though idk

Don’t just choose a language based on how easy it is

Unless that’s what it takes to keep you motivated idk

Go learn Frisian or something

[unlikelysaintdelele]

“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

[unlikelysaintdelele]

hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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im thinking about getting everything in my whole life sorted tomorrow maybe

[unlikelysaintdelele]

youre not yaoiful at all

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what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything

[unlikelysaintdelele]

it sucks that you can only die once and its permanent.. imagine the kinda sex we could be innovating if that wasnt the case