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i know my girlfriend would secretly love to have a chihuahua and i know all the things about how great chihuahuas really are but i just can't do it. i can't get a chihuahua.
#fortunately they don't fully know they want a chihuahua so my main plan is just to never tell them.#we can have a pomeranian! they love pomeranians!#or some other toy breed! paps seem great!#i just need a little more to work with in like. morphological and behavioral similarity to a medium-sized dog.#box opener#in fact instead of any of this we're just going to get a cat. which is like if a toy breed dog could get on the couch by itself.#and therefore superior.
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i think one of the absolute nightmare scenarios would be getting big on tumblr for having some kind of notable cute pet
#the intense audience overfamiliarity#the stupid messages asking your pet for opinions about things or asking them to express support for some sort of group of people#the messages about other people's pets. the messages about their depression that they treat by looking at your pet#the weird animal educator tone everyone in this situation adopts at least a little#the cutesy ~Fanart that you have to be effusively thrilled by#box opener
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/hj always makes me think of /handjob but also the “i am neither serious nor joking but a secret third thing” post and neither of these associations actually contribute anything meaningful to the conversation but at least they’re funny
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experiencing some improvement after 800mg of ibuprofen and 🌸's kind administration of mushroom soup
#listening to one of those stupid videos about every possible answer to the question 'Who Is the Most Senior Heir Of Charlemagne'#reasonably good time. great thing to kind of pay attention to for a bit while mostly focusing on not failing to drink soup#box opener
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interesting it turns out that after you get a root canal it hurts badly
#the procedure itself was painless but now i am very very pathetic and sad#box opener#unfortunately i am nauseated enough that sweet foods sound unpalatable#but savory liquid foods not containing dairy are actually very hard to acquire on short notice i guess.
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people in relationships say when something happens even if mundane the first person you want to tell is your partner and this is the height of romance . and well my first instinct is to tell my tumblr followers
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welcome to my cool & useful antipsych analysis of phone addiction, where i don't use the word addiction or pathology because i'm antipsych. oh what's that? oh uhm well yes i do still think you're ruining your life and rotting your brain by using your phone all the time & i'm better & smarter than you for using my phone less #loneliness #socialdecline #antipsych
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Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?
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Acetic acid is derived from the Latin a, meaning “without”, and cetos, meaning “whale”. This is an accurate name as whales are not usually found in vinegar.
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Hand for scale again 😅
I finished the fill work, but my mom said I should highlight the eyes, and honestly I got to agree
I added a few darker stitches and line stitches instead of filling stiches and I think despite the pretty subtle effect it looks much better
Soooo close! Just the border now 😃 (and ironing)
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moderately anxious at this in laws weekendlong family event but at least i got to spend two hours on of the most ego-syntonic possible experiences: knitting on a train
#you're finally knitting correctly and what's more everyone can see you doing it and that's even better than and feeds right back into#the actual experience of knitting.#i guess you could do this in an airport lounge or w/e too but it's not really the same. the train is part of it.#box opener
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Small game idea I've had for a while:
You're taking a history exam. You haven't studied. The exam is about some completely fictional event in a fictional country. It's all multiple choice questions about this made-up history. Here's the trick, though: the exam is really poorly made, in that way where a lot of the questions (and the answers they give) inadvertently give hints to the answers of different questions.
So you'll get, for example, "who assassinated Chancellor Eurich?" and "who was the Chancellor in 1895" and "what event in early 1896 precipitated the Great Power Struggle" You have to determine from the test itself what the answers are and get as good a score as you can.
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so far introspection has not revealed a specific reason why i find deltarune posts unbearably annoying
#another of my ongoing updates of how i feel about every piece of media i'll never watch that i regularly see posts about#box opener#because i don't mind homestuck posting. is the thing. now of course first of all the tenor is different because it's not actively releasing#but it's still a weird dissonance#i also struggled to imagine how anyone could care as much about undertale as people did empirically care about undertale#so i guess. one problem. is likely that i just don't have much interest in video games#and the metacommentary-on-video-games layer i understand these things to have presumably isn't helping.#i guess it all just kind of has the underlying vibe of the discussion being really flavored by having to get in a lot of fights with people#with very low capacities for irony whenever you say the wrong thing about it#and that's the kind of situation where i. don't understand why you'd bother
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