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Tuesday Blues
đA Lloyd-A-Palooza Party Favourđ
Oral sex, noncon, stress.
Prompt: Youâre perpetually shy and nervous and Lloyd thinks youâre just wound too tight and need to get laid, so he gifts you himself and his D for your special day. + Boss/employee dynamic + oral sex (f receiving)
For @stargazingfangirl18
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You come out of Mr. Fowlerâs office and nearly walk straight into someoneâs chest. You look up, only briefly, maybe just a split second, but itâs enough to shrivel up. You side step Mr. Hansen and flit away, only catching his, âhey, baby faceâ before youâre back into the bull pen.
You go back to your desk and open your laptop. You hook up to the extended monitor and sigh. Mr. Fowler isnât happy about the missed contract renewal. He wonât listen to you when you say the prospective partner refused to answer a single email. Itâs always your fault, no matter what.
You review your meeting notes. Itâs all things you did wrong. You put your chin in your hands and pout. Your eyes glaze over but you donât let the tears fall. You turn your head down and sit like that for a couple minutes. As long as youâre at your desk, it counts as work.
When you lift your head again, you wiggle your mouse before you get your focus. You click on the newest email. How do you flag this for Fowler without pointing out that he hasnât sent his notes as requested. Five times.
Movement catches your eyes over the monitor. You blink in surprise. Mr Hansen watches you over the brim of his coffee cup. It has a mustache like his. Itâs kind of silly.
You quickly shrink and hide behind the monitor. Ugh. Why do you have to be so awkward? Itâs a miracle you got hired here. Youâre not built for service roles.
Of course, itâs easier to fake it on email and all these AI assistants can just tell you what to say. You think of the days you worked retail, the ones that on paper looked good enough to get you in as a desk jockey, and you cringe. You got written up for hiding behind the menâs jackets too many times.
You shrug off the memories. Turn it around, girl. You can do this. You have to. That wasnât a formal review but youâre certain when that comes, it wonât be good.
You pause. The pink gift bag on your desk sits there mocking you. Shoot, you keep forgetting. Just a few more minutes and youâll get the courage to give it to Marlene.
Your fingers flutter over the keys as the time rolls by. You answer emails, pin, categorize, and put in folders. Organization isnât your problem. How can the send button be intimidating? Jeez.
Your teams bings. Shoot. You mute your audio. It always turns on when you unhook from the HDMI. Itâs Mr. Fowler. What? No.
âMeet me in my office. Now.â
You look at the calendar. Heâs supposed to be in a meeting. At the West Port location. You thought he left already. No, no, no. Heâs going to blame you for this too.
You get up and trip over the wheel of your chair. You stumble but keep going. You hurry down to Mr. Fowlerâs office door and knock.
âItâs me, Mr. Fowler.â You squeak.
âGet in here,â he says.
You twist the handle and clamour through.
âShut the door,â his voice sounds odd as he sits with the back of his chair to you.
You do as he says. The door clicks and you flinch. You stand in silence, waiting.
Slowly the chair turns. Your eyes go wide as it isnât Mr. Fowler that faces you. Itâs Mr. Hansen. Heâs grinning.
âThere you are, baby face,â he tilts his head. âGo on and have a seat.â
âWhat? UmâŚâ you look around. âWhereâs Mr. Fowler?â
âOh, trust me, I canât help but notice Mr. Blue Eyes and his tight ass but letâs not think about him right now. Sit.â
You frown. Mr. Hansen isnât your direct superior but he is superior.
You sit in the chair across from him. He grins. âGood girl.â He pushes himself up with the arm rests. He spreads his shoulders in his printed polo, a diamond pattern stitched into it. âNow, you need to relax.â
âUmmmmm,â you drone as he nears.
He hushes you as he stops in front of you. He puts his hands on your shoulders as he bends to look you in the face. You bit your lip nervously and look down.
âItâs okay, you wonât be looking me in the eyes,â he chuckles.
He lowers himself down to his knees in front of you. You gulp. You lean back in the chair, scared.
âMr. Hansenââ
âShhhh,â he pushes his finger against your lips. âYou make any noise, you might draw someoneâs attention and if we get caughtââ
Your lip trembles as he drags his finger off your mouth. What is he doing?
He grabs your knees and you squeeze them together. He wrenches them apart as you whimper. You grip the sides of the chair.
âMisterâŚâ your voice wilts away.
He hums and moves back on his knees. He keeps his hands firmly on your knees. He nuzzles the hem of your skirt. You flinch.
You lift yourself slightly from the chair and he tuts. You fall back down. He pushes your skirt up with his nose and his breath clouds over your thighs.
He pushes his nose against your panties and sniffs deeply. He purrs. âSmells like youâve been working too hard.â
He pinches the edge of your underwear with his teeth and pulls the cotton aside. You whine but quickly swallow it. He canât do this! Not here.
He pushes his tongue between your folds and you clap your hand over your mouth. You shake as the mingling of hot and cold makes you all squidgy. You stare at him and turn your hand, biting onto your knuckle.
He flicks his tongue up and down then presses his lips to your cunt. He laps and moves his lips as if kissing you⌠down there. You shudder and drop a hand to cling to the chair as you feel like you might slide right off.
âMmm, thatâs it. You shouldnât be so stressed on your birthday, baby face,â he nips your thigh. âShouldâve said something sooner.â
You bat your lashes. What does he mean? He once more delves into you, his tongue spreading to taste all of you as he swipes it up. You squeak. The gift on your desk!
âBut⌠Itâs notâŚâ You stammer. âItâs Marâ Marâ Not myâ birthday.â
He pops his lips off you and hums. âWell, then⌠Happy Tuesday.â
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Maybe if a werewolf put his clawed hand on my waist and made me feel small and helpless but also warm and safe Iâd calm down
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i cannot keep quiet about this anymore.
if you're in the US or Canada and interested in learning a language using a free app please get a library card and download MANGO. it's very good and extremely free with a library card (there are many public libraries and universities using the service, so make an account and use the search feature here to find out if there's one near you).
mango currently has 72 available languages and dialects (that's right! different courses for french or canadian french! spanish or latam spanish!). it's set up basically like an audiobook with text. the idea is that the narrator explains the words while you read, and you repeat after them or say the translation out loud when prompted. there's a daily review where you go through flashcards. you can also use the flashcards at your leisure and create your own. at the end of each chapter there's a listening comprehension quiz and a reading comprehension quiz. i cannot emphasize how effective this all is. and it's free with a card.
if you're not in the US or Canada and/or looking for something more like duolingo (don't use duolingo btw tldr they fired translators and replaced them with "ai"), then try BUSUU! it only has 14 languages atm but the lessons are really descriptive and effective. it also has a feature where you can correct other people's open-ended speaking/typing exercises. you set your fluent languages, and exercises by people learning those languages will appear in your feed for you to correct. you can even add others as friends! and, much like duolingo, it has a streak and leaderboard system for you to strive for, minus the guilt-tripping owl.
busuu is free (you watch ads to unlock lessons and they're all skippable after like five seconds), although it also has paid premium/plus versions (i don't use the paid versionâthe language courses are available for free, and the ad system is Really unobtrusive).
so that's my wisdom for the day. mango and busuu. please check them out :)
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I Love You Means Youâre Never Ever Ever Gettinâ Rid of Me
Pairing: Jake Jensen x Female Reader [Second Person Narrator]
Word Count: 5.3K
Summary: Dating is scary, but itâs one online date with a nice guy. There couldnât possibly be more, right?
Warnings: Monster AU (Werewolf/shifter Jake, Monsters x Human Romance), Dating App/Online Dating, Instant Attraction, Shifting, Possessiveness, Clingy Behavior, mild Violence, Bad Family Relationship (brother), Making Out, Smut (Unprotected Sex, Groping, Werewolf Sex, Knotting), UnBetaâd. Minors do not interact (18+).
A/N: So happy to post this before my birthday! More fun and fluffy monster loving like my Stucky Monster verse and Ari/Curtisâ Someone To Call Mine. So, meet clingy Werewolf Jake!
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Title from âNever Getting Rid of Meâ from Waitress (Musical)

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âOh gods,â you drone, head finding your hands as you lean against the counter of the diner.
âWhat?â Candy asks, passing by with the carafe of decaf.
You peek between your fingers, watching her fill a mug and make her way back to the counter. Nodding toward your phone, you canât help the whiny grumble rolling in your throat.
âHe wants to meet.â
Pinkie rolls her eyes. âAnd thatâs a problem how?â
âWhat if he doesnât like me?â you moan. The bell dings from the window and you spin on your heel. Plates of scrambled eggs and pancakes and fruit filling your tray. Walking over to your table, you set them down with a quick and cheerful, âenjoy your meal!â
âWhy wouldnât he like you?â Candy asks, turning over her shoulder.
âI donât know?â you reply, hugging your empty tray to your chest. âWhat if Iâm not what he expects? I mean,â your toes tap on the floor, âI didnât exactly tell him everything about me. What if he thinks Iâm a dweeb orâŚtoo much trouble?â
âOh, honey,â Candy soothes, her hands falling to your shoulders. âHeâs gonna love you.â
You nod like a bobble head, brow furrowing as nerves bubble up and sting at your insides. âYeah, yeah.â You swallow and glance at the clock. âYeah, Iâm gonna cancel.â Slipping from Candyâs hold, you stretch for your phone, only for Pinkie to snatch it up and tuck it into her apron. âButââ
Her gum pops between her candy apple red lips. Her stare cutting as it falls to you. âJust try it,â she challenges.
âYou canât justââ you insist, cutting yourself off in frustration, hands squeezing into fists. You rock on your toes, scrambling for a bit of calm and confidence.
âHey,â Candy soothes, shooting a glare over her shoulder, âdonât pay attention to her. Sheâs just being prickly, but she knows exactly like I do. Youâll be fine.â
âOkay,â you hem. Unconvinced, but turning back to your other tables regardless.
The rest of the day passes in a limbo of anxiety and anticipation. Leaving Candy and Pinkie with a small wave and a tenuous smile.
Phone clutched in hand, you find your way home. Changing from your uniform, trying to pretty yourself with some makeup and fixing yourself from a long shift.
And before you know it, youâre seated at a table for two at the restaurant Jake suggested. Turning over your shoulder and watching the people around you. Strangers enjoying their evening. No sign of your date.
What if he stands you up? Your stomach flips, acidic. You could vomit right on the tablecloth, but you hold it in and take your glass of water. Swallowing the cool liquid and letting it calm you.
âHey,â a voice greets to your side.
Your head whips in the direction and tilts up. A man stands beside you, his hands tucked in his pockets. Shy smile sitting on his lips framed by a goatee. Light glints off his round-framed glasses. He says your name and nods toward you in inquiry.
âOh, hi,â you reply. Pushing your chair back to stand and pause. Arms raising for maybe a hug, but you hadnât thought that far. So instead you offer your hand. Stiff as he takes it for a slightly clammy shake before you shuffle back to your chair. Internally cringing the whole time.
Jake jumps behind your chair to help you push it in. His muscled arms caging around you before he steps back and takes his seat. A smile flashes on his face. The low light of the restaurant limning him beautifully.
And doesnât that just make your heart flutter. Yet you canât bring yourself to look at him. Too dazzled by his handsome features. Cheeks heating.
Silence settles around you. Stretching awkward as you straighten your silverware.
âSo your profile said you like animals?â Jake starts, breaking the ice.
âUh, yeah,â you squeak with a nod.
âDid you know that cats can make a thousand different sounds and dogs can only make ten?â he asks. Clearing his throat and taking a sip of his water.
You blink. Brow furrowing as you think about it. âNo,â you reply, curiosity piqued, âis that true?â
âYeah!â he enthuses, smile brightening. Latching onto the conversation topic with enthusiasm. âWhich do you prefer? Dogs or cats?â
âI like both, but dogs, I think.â Your voice raises in a question.
âMe too,â he nods, his hand reaching up to scratch at the back of his neck. Face scrunching as he continues, âwhich is good cause Iâm sort ofâŚâ He trails off without finishing his thought.
Your head cocks as you ask, âsort of what?â
He sighs. Hands gripping the edge of the table as he stares at the candle between you. âI donât usually put it on my profile. I know there are specific sites for it, but then you matched with me and I didnât want to risk scaring you off.â
Your mind spins. Trying to follow along with his confession, and dreading it. Half raising from your chair in case you need to make a hasty getaway. Bracing for impact.
âBut Iâm a werewolf,â he concludes, shoulders tense as if heâs flinching away.
âOh,â you say, surprised but not averse. Falling back into your seat. âWhy didnât you useââ
âGlammr, yeah,â Jake interrupts. âThatâs what my friend, Ari, suggested.â He shifts in his chair, unable to find a comfortable position. âI justâIâm a man most of the time.â His hand runs through the blonde kissed ends of his hair. âNever really felt the urge to shift unless itâs the full moon, you know? So I felt like it didnât apply.â He glances at you, from under his lashes. âIs that a problem?â
You sit for a minute, mulling it over. He hadnât told you in your chats. But he did now. Was the omission a deal breaker?
Your fingers wrap around your menu. Sliding it to your front and opening it up. More comfortable focusing on the dishes than the manâwerewolfâin front of you. Gazing expectant and nervous.
âI donât see a problem with it,â you finally reply, flicking your gaze his way to ease his nerves with a small smile. âI mean,â you clear your throat, âwe are still getting to know each other, right?â
Relief washes over Jakeâs features. Every muscles easing as he echoes, âright.â
âOh, sweet Jesus,â you mutter to yourself, sinking behind Pinkie at the counter.
âWhat are you doing?â she asks with a grimace, eyes finding you over her shoulder.
âHeâs here,â you whisper, peeking around your friend and finding Jake. In your diner. At a table. Looking in your direction with that sweet and dorky smile that kinda sets your toes curling and your heart pitter-pattering.
âFuckinâ hell,â she mutters under her breath. âAnd heâs in my section.â
âBe nice,â you demand as she saunters over, popping her gum and pasting on her customer service smile.
Their conversation drifts over as she asks how heâs doing and what she can get for him. Your name catches your attention and you hunker down behind the counter. Heart just about ready to beat out of your chest.
âJust hold on a second,â Pinkie says, making her way back to you. Her gaze finding you as you pick at the shelves under the counter. âHe was wondering if you would talk to him.â
âIââ you swallow and peek back over the counter. âYes?â
âDonât tell me,â she says with a sigh, grabbing you by your bicep and lifting you up, âtell him.â And with a gentle shove, she propels you toward his table.
You glance back to her as she leans against the counter, not smiling but flashing you a thumbs up.
A soft crack reaches your ears. You glance down to your shoes, ensuring you havenât stepped on broken glass. Nothing.
You clear your throat and turn to the table. Only to stop. Jaw dropping to the floor.
Jake sits before you. Furry. Ears perked. Tail wagging emphatically behind him. Contrition radiating from the curl of his lips and the lowering of his chin.
âSorry,â he says, smiling in embarrassment and righting his skewed glasses, âthis keeps happening lately. And I canât seem to control it. I feel like Iâm going through puberty all over again.â
You blink, stunned. âYouâreââ
âShifting, yeah.â He scratches clawed fingers through the fur at his nape. âHappens when I catch a whiff of you.â
Your brow furrows. âDoes it hurt?â
He smiles and itâs that same goofy grin that makes your heart flutter. âI knew youâd ask that.â He shakes his head. âNo,â he replies, âno pain.â
You swallow and drop your gaze, rocking back on your heels and fighting the urge to look back at your friend for support.
âIâm sorry if this form scares you.â
Your eyes snap back to his. The guilt staring back at you, the attempt to shrink his massive form. Your hand pops up in a bid of placation. âIt doesnât,â you say, head shaking in emphasis. âI just didnât think Iâd see you today. Like this.â
Jake glances around. The few patrons of the diner paying no mind to the werewolf in their midst. Continuing their conversation and meals without pause.
âI should have reached out instead of showing up outta the blue,â he admits, returning to you. âI just couldnât stay away.â
You nod, slowly, piecing together the bits of your conversation. âBecause of how I smell?â
His eyes flutter shut, a dazed sort of euphoria overtaking his features. âLike honey and bergamot and something so deliciously you.â His claws wrap around the edges of the table, the vinyl-covered wood creaking in his grip.
âHey,â you say, wrapping your hand over his. Gulping down the shock of electricity at your touch. âBe careful.â
The hand you hold flips faster than you can react. Gentle as it cradles your fingers. Your lips press together, holding back a smile.
Jake tilts your wrist to his wet nose. You shiver at the cold press. A graze of it against your skin. He breathes deep and releases you. Your hand clutches at your order pad. Knees weak as you fight off a swoon.
âSorry,â he mutters, âsorry. Iâm gonna need a minute.â He shifts in his seat. Knocking the center pedestal of the table with his knees.
He wonât look at you. And youâre too stunned to move.
âHey,â your boss calls from behind the counter, pouring a cup of coffee for himself before retreating back to the grill, âget back to work.â
âSorry, Frank,â you call over your shoulder, âjust getting his order.â You turn to Jake and click your pen. Another kind of hunger gnawing at your belly. âWhat can I get for you? Coffee? Pie?â
âUh, I guess,â he pops open the menu and scans it with his eyes, âthe blue plate special with a slice of lemon meringue.â
You jot it down with a muttered, âof course,â before looking to him again. Your teeth worry over your lower lip, a surge of confidence surprising you as it makes you blurt, âIreallyenjoyedourdateandwantedtoseeyouagain.â And then you spin on your heel and retreat. Swift steps taking you to the counter to put in the ticket.
âHis tail is wagging like crazy,â Pinkie says, a smirk on her lips. âHeâs utterly besotted. You should see the puppy dog look heâs got on his face.â
âYouâre taking too much pleasure in this,â you say, eyes narrowing on the usually acerbic woman.
She hums, noncommittal, and grabs her order from the window to deliver to table 8. Popping her gum as she does and plastering on her service smile.
You try not to watch her pass, knowing youâd take a peek at the werewolf staring intently back. And you just donât think your heart can take it.
The door closes behind you and you breathe a sigh of relief. Stretching your ankles and tilting your head back. Shift over with and survivedâbarely.
The way Jake looked at you when you dropped off his lunch was absolutely deadly. You thought your knees would give out right then and there.
But you made it. Jake eating his meal and leaving with a wave on his way out the door. Pinkie eying you the whole time.
Youâre woman enough to admit, youâre a total goner for Jake. His sweetness getting you right in the gut and leaving butterflies.
So when you see him sitting on a bench just a few paces down the block, you stop. His head lifts and he turns over his shoulder. Raising his hand from the laptop sitting on his thighs for a wave. Your lips crack in a shy smile and you step toward him.
Only to find your path blocked by someone much less desirable.
âHow much did you make tonight?â your brother asks, shoulders curled forward to intimidate and crowd.
âYou shouldnât be here,â you reply. Your hand slipping toward your phone. âI haveââ
âYou think a flimsy piece of paper is gonna stop me?â he scoffs, glancing over his shoulder. âYou know you owe me,â he says, grasping at your forearm, âafter everything mom did.â
âI owe you nothing, Gideon.â You step back. Finding your phone and pulling it out. Poised to hit the emergency line when he smacks it from your hand. Screen cracking before your eyes.
You turn back to him, ready to chew him out, but stop short. Your brother pushed up against the brick wall of the building. Jake snarling in his face. You didnât even notice the cracking pops of his transformation.
âYou donât lay a finger on her,â he bites, teeth sharp and ears pinned back.
âSays who?â your brother scoffs, pushing at the werewolfâs shoulders.
And in a flash of movement, your eyes barely able to track the shift. An instant. Your brother crumples, pushed faced first into the brick. Jake bending his arm at an uncomfortable angle up his back.
âSays me,â he growls. He leans closer, whispering something in your brotherâs ear. Gideonâs wide, scared eyes finding you before Jake releases him. âDo we have an understanding?â
Your brother swallows, straightening himself out and rocking back on his heels. He nods once and rushes away. A glance cast over his shoulder before he turns the corner and disappears down the street.
Jake faces you. Still in his wolf form. Hesitating as he watches your reaction. Nearly cowering after his outburst. Tail curled and ears drooping.
You shift your weight on your feet. Hands clutching the strap of your bag. You lick your lips, preparing yourself to speak. âIâm sorry,â you say.
Jake blinks at you. âSorry?â Confusion arches his brows. âWhat have you got to be sorry for?â
âI didnât mean for you to see that. For that to happen. My brotherââ
âHey,â he hushes, reaching out. Claws tenderly cradling your elbow. The lightest touch, likely to release the second you show discomfort. âDonât worry about that.â He breathes deep and curses under his breath. Pleading eyes stare into yours. âIâplease, can I hold you?â he asks.
âOh,â you stutter, taken aback by his temperament, âuh, sure, butâŚ.â You trail off, letting the rest of your objection fizzle.
âBut?â he asks.
âBut I was on my way home,â you finish. Face scrunching in apology.
âI see.â Jake takes a step back.
His lips part to say something more, but you interrupt with a quick, âdo you want to come with me?â
Your key turns in the lock and you gesture Jake into your apartment. The studio space smaller with him in it. Like he takes up all the air in the room.
And then he does it. Scooping you up in his arms using all the monstrous strength in his furry limbs.
A whoop bursts past your lips at the sudden loss of solid ground beneath your feet. He chuckles. A low, rolling sound in his chest pressed right against you. His bag dropping to the floor by your couch. Carrying you to your bed tucked in the corner behind a wispy curtain.
Jake lays you down gently and asks, âis this alright?â
You prop yourself on your elbows. Eyes tracing over his furry figure as it looms over youânot threatening in the slightest. His gaze filled with the sweetest hope.
Your head bobs in a nod and relief washes over his features. His giant body lowersânot beside youâbut on top of you. Laying across you like a soft, weighted blanket. His muzzle nuzzling right into the space between your breasts. Breath a warm brush. Tail wagging lazily.
Heat fills your cheeks. Hands pressing against his furry forehead.
âJake,â you chuckle, self-consciousness tugging at your stomach.
He rumbles a growl in return. âSmell so good,â he grits, unbudging. âRight here is where I belong.â
âI, uh,â you swallow, heart fluttering, âI guess thatâs okay.â
âOkay?â Jake repeats, chin tilting to meet your eyes. His ears perk, gaze radiating concern. âDo you mind?â
You roll the question around in your head for a minute. âNo,â you start, âas long as you donât mind that I smell like diner grease.â
A growl rumbles in his throat. Lip lifting over his teeth in the beginnings of a snarl. âNo, you donât.â
Your phone chimes from your pocket. With a wiggle or two, you fish it out. A notification from Glammr lighting up the screen. Only then does Jake fully peek up his head. Large hand a flash as his claws wrap around your device. Stealing it away from your grip to examine it.
âYouâve got a message,â he reads, a furrow pulling between his brows and ears angling flat on his head. A deeper, growling grit to his tone. His gaze finds you from the corner of his eye before your device goes flying.
A surprised noise falls past your lips, seeing your phone fling past the curtain and bounce from a cushion to the floor. âJake!â Your hands shove at him with much more gusto, legs kicking to get out from under him. But youâre no match for his strength.
He blinks, gaze clearing of vexation. He glances over his shoulder and cringes. âOh jeez, okay,â he points with his thumb, âIâll definitely fix that. It should be fine, I think. I wasnâtââ
âWhat was that?â you ask, fingers prodding at his chest. âCause it wasnât okay.â
âIâm sorry,â he replies immediately. âMy instinctsâjust thinking about someone else getting their hands on you.â His voice turns rough at the end, the dark shadow eclipsing his features once again.
âHey,â you bite back, finger pointed at his muzzle, âyou stop that right now.â
He snaps out of it. Shoulders lifting toward his ears, chin tucking to his chest. âI know itâs scary,â he mutters.
âNo,â you correct, tone softening as you tilt his head toward you. Scratching under his chin until his tail wags. âItâs not scary. Itâs misplaced.â
His brow arches in confusion, looking for answers in your face.
âYou donât need to take it out on my phone,â you continue, adjusting his glasses on his muzzle. âIâm not gonna run off with someone else. I like you, Jake.â
And like an eager puppy, he perks up at the declaration. âYeah?â His eyes sparkle and you canât hold back a fond laugh.
âYeah.â You shift under him and relax back on the cushions. Mind trailing back to your brother. âWith Gideon, my brother,â you ask as Jake reinserts himself between your breasts, âwas that instinct, too?â
âYes.â His head moves back and forth between your breasts. Hands framing your ribs to keep you in place. âPart military training, too.â
âWhat did you say to scare him?â
He stops, lifting his eyes to meet yours. âThat Iâd hunt him down and tear him to pieces if I saw him again.â
âWhy?â you breathe, struck by the devotion in his gaze.
âCause Iâve chosen you,â he replies, sincerity dripping from every syllable.
A breath puffs past your lips. Hands cradling his furry cheeks and drawing him near. Your eyes drop to the sharp points of his teeth.
âDo you want to change back?â you ask, voice quiet.
âI donât think I can.â
So you kiss him. A long, languorous tasting. Feeling his teeth prick at your lips. The fur of his cheeks beneath your palms. The squeeze of his hands around you as he holds you tighter.
Even the slightest withdrawal for air results in a pitiful whine and the most heart-wrenching puppy dog eyes. So you keep yourself close. Kissing. Letting your hands begin to wanderâpetting and scritching. Until he pulls back, breath heavy.
âI canât do it,â he says with a tinge of desperation. âI wonât be able to hold back.â
âFrom what?â you ask.
âIâll keep kissing you,â he says with promise, letting his eyes rove over your figure. âIâll touch you.â
âOkay,â you reply. The statement an easy agreement.
âIâll fuck you,â he continues, voice strained, âclaim you. Make you mine. I have a knot. Itâll lock you to me afterâŚâ
You swallow, thighs rubbing together at the very thought. Need dripping through your veins. You meet his eyes, dragging your touch away only for him to chase it. Itâs heady, the confidence he gives you in his presence. The way he defers to you and seeks your approval. âOkay,â you repeat, voice breathier.
His gaze darkens. Locked on you as your heart patters in your chest. A glimpse of the predator staring back.
Claws trace up your sides, plucking at the buttons of your uniform. Each one popping beneath his touch. His focus draws to the swell of your chest as he bares it. A moment of reverence as he leans down and nuzzles against each breast cradled by your bra.
âYou have the most amazing tits,â he croons, voice rough with barely concealed restraint.
âYou could fuck them, if you want,â you offer, spine arching to push yourself closer to him. The words forming on your lips by sheer desire to please him.
He swallows hard, jaw dropping on a wounded sound. His eyes squeeze shut and he shakes from head to tail. âLater,â he promises, voice husky with need. A reverent caress paid to each nipple before he continues his quest to divest you both of clothing.
His shirt and shorts, strained around his monstrous figure, find the floor in an instant. An afterthought as he unwraps you like a present. Your dress falls open, pulled from your arms and pushed to the floor as he kisses you. It leaves your comfortable underwear on displayâcotton and plain. But he drinks in the sight as if it were the most exquisite lace lingerie.
âGods, youâre gorgeous,â he breathes, letting his gaze trail over each curve of your body. Only snapping back to his exploration as you squirm beneath him.
His chest expands on a deep breath. Your fingers tucking under the straps of your bra. Slipping them off your shoulders and letting the cups loosen around your breasts.
The noise he makes rumbles through you. Shivers skittering pleasantly down your spine.
âLet me,â he begs, hands slipping beneath you to unhook the band and peel the bra from your body. He mutters under his breath, a dizzy chant of, âthank you, thank you, thank you,â before he buries his face against your breasts. Letting his hands feel the free weight of them. Tongue laving over your nipples.
Your breath hitches as your back arches. His teeth scrape against your flesh. Goosebumps prickle over your body.
âI need,â you swallow around the words. Arousal ratcheting higher with each swipe of his tongue or trace of his claws over your skin. An insatiable hunger between your thighs.
âWhat do you need?â he pleads. His eyes shining with his own kind of desperation.
Your chest heaves with a deep breath. Licking your parched lips and seeing his eyes focus on the swipe. You softly demand, âI need you inside me.â
He pauses. Eyes widening. Even his tail ceases its wag. He raises off you. Hands frozen at his sides. Never in your life did you think you would see a werewolf looking like a deer caught in headlights.
You prop yourself on your elbows and tilt your head, sizing up his reaction. âAre you alright?â
He blinks, eyes falling to his place, kneeling between your thighs. Underwear a thin barrier between him and you. His tongue peeks past his lips, licking over his muzzle.
âCan you repeat that?â he asks, voice gruff.
âAre you alright?â you ask again.
His eyes fall shut, chest heaving. âNo,â he says with a shake of his head. âNo, before that.â
Your mind trails back through the conversation, before you repeat, âI need you inside me.â
âRight, great,â he agrees, âam I dreaming?â
You chuckle, perplexed by his scattered questions. Though, you answer with a soft, âno. Not dreaming.â
âAlright,â he says, his situation finally sinking in. âYouâre gonna need to take off your panties cause I would rip them.â
With a couple wiggles and some maneuvering, you slip your underwear off and down your thighs. Flicking them across the room, leaving yourself bare beneath him. Your cheeks heat, staring up at him.
He doesnât meet your eye. Entranced by your body.
âJake?â You shift beneath him. The heat of his gaze lingering along your pelvis as he tips his head to find your face once again.
He clears his throat. âI didnât realize it was possible for a brain to blue screen.â The surprise in his stare enough to ease any self-consciousness on your part.
âDoes that mean you donât want to?â you ask anyway. Your hands trail down his sides, carding through his fur until they reach around his back and find the point where his tail meets his spine. Your nails scratch right at that juncture as you wait for his response. A lazy, unconscious attempt at soothingâwhich proves to do the opposite.
His hips jolt beneath your touch. Humping into the air just above your legs. Cock growing hard and heavy out of his sheath. His tongue lolls past his lips, heavy pants following it. A murmur of want rolls in your throat, his ears perking at the noise.
âAre you sure?â he asks, slotting himself between your thighs. The weight of his cock restingâthrobbingâagainst your mound.
âYes,â you moan. Your arms wrap around his neck, pulling him into a kiss. Hips tilting up to feel him slide between your lower lips. The graze of his length against your clit a delicious sensation.
He takes one clawed hand and guides himself to your entrance. Prodding gently and slicking himself. Your arousal drenching him with a few maddening strokes.
He pulls away from your kiss. Watching the first, steady plunge of his cock as he stretches you open. A dull ache forms from his intrusion, but you donât mind. Knowing that you want him to leave his mark on you.
Jakeâs head falls back, looking ready to bay at the moon as he bottoms out inside you. It drops back toward his chest with his throaty, âthank you.â And then his hips rock, dragging him out only to plunge back in. Praise dripping past his lips. âSo goodâyou feel so good. Just wanna keep fucking you forever,â he moans. He kisses you and tucks his head against your throat, nibbling a love bite into your skin.
âItâs okay,â you reply on a breathy sigh, delighted and amused by his continuous praise.
âYouâre just perfect, squeezing me so tight,â he continues, barely hearing you over his own words. âI can feel you fluttering.â
Your head presses into the pillows. Nerves alight with pleasure. Sounds fall from you, punched out by each push of his hips against yours. Your fingers raking through his fur, urging him closer and closer.
His lips meet yours again. Tangling your tongues. His claws pressing lightly into your cheeks, cradling your face as his hips slow. Focus captured by your kiss.
You moan against his mouth, letting your hands wander as one of his trails across your flesh to meet the pert peak of your nipple. His whole body cages yours to the bed. His heat, his desireâdelightfully oppressive.
Of all the outcomes anticipated from your foray into online dating, to find someone to make you feel this way so quicklyâyou would have never imagined, never hoped.
Sweat beads along your body, trickling down the creases of your skin. An unconscious shift breaking you from your dazeâlost to the press of his lips and the pluck of his fingers.
âKeep fucking me,â you beg against the teeth that gently nip at your swollen lips. âPlease.â
And he does. Resuming his steady pace. Parting your walls around the rigid girth of his cock. Each thrust feeling too shallow for the ache inside you.
âMore,â you gasp, hand finding his ass and tugging him into you.
âIââ He pants around his thought, kissing you to distraction and squeezing his eyes shutâgathering his last vestiges of restraint. âMy knot is swelling,â he explains on a quick burst of breath. âItâs gonna stretch you.â
âGive it to me,â you demand, caressing his sides before finding his muzzle with your hands, âjust like you promised.â
He grunts, his hips stuttering, and nods. Pressing his cock deeper inside. Filling you to your breaking point. Until you feel the swell at the base of his cock.
He drowns out your blissful whimpers with apologies. Over and over a mantra of, âIâm sorry,â mumbled against your mouth and skin as he kisses you all over and keeps going.
Never before have you been stretched so wide. A giddy electricity rising inside you. Your breath catches in your throat. Climbing to your peak until you crash over the edge.
His cock locks you together, knot swelling until you feel as if you might burst. You cry out your pleasure. Rocking your hips to ride out the high.
He moves with youâshort, quick thrusts that jolt you with euphoric aftershocks. His face scrunches. His voice rises. A final howling moan rips out of his throat as he cums. Spilling inside you with a few more oversensitive drags of his cock that have you whining.
But he doesnât stop kissing you. As the afterglow sets in and your pulses calm to steady beats. He kisses you and kisses you until you can stand it no longer.
You break apart and run your hands through his fur. Your eyes rove over every detail of his face. Committing it to memory and admiring it in its entirety.
âYouâre gorgeous,â you mutter.
His head drops to your chest. And you think if he were in his human form, heâd be blushing.
âDoes this mean Iâm all yours now? Since youâve knotted me and everything,â you ask. A small adjustment to your position has you hissing. The strain of his cock still inside you and tugging at your entrance mildly uncomfortable.
âWhoa,â he says, stilling your hips with the firm weight of his hands, âwe gotta stay like this for a bit. Donât moveâdonât wanna hurt you.â
You hum and comply. Your eyes drift closed and you savor the moment. Feeling the stretch of his knot, the press of his furry chest, the scrape of his claws. A small smile tilts the corners of your lips.
âIâd have to mark you with my teeth to make you mine,â Jake explains, pulling you out of your quiet musings. You meet his eye as he stares up from your chest. Wet nose nuzzling against the swell of your breasts. âSo youâre not technically mine yet.â He pecks a kiss to your sternum. âBut you will be.â
âYouâre so sure,â you chuckle, letting your eyes roll fondly at his insistence.
âI am,â he replies.
And with his weight pinning you to your bed, the sparkle in his eye, the warmth of his fur, and the sweet smile plastered on his lips, you are, too.
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FRENZY
PAIRING: Boyfriend!Steve Rogers x Female!Reader
SUMMARY: Steve comes home to you from a mission after being hit with some sort of powder. Turns out itâs an aphrodisiacâŚand itâs strong.
WARNINGS: PURE SMUT, no plot really, 18+, MDNI, SHORT AND NOT PROOFREAD.
A/N: I was craving some depraved Steve, so here! I had this in the drafts and decided to finish it. I hope you guys enjoy! I have more plot thick fics coming out soon!

You were curled on the couch with a half-finished mug of tea, a blanket draped across your legs and your phone dimming with a forgotten text thread. The apartment was quiet, soft city sounds bleeding through the windowsâŚtoo quiet without him.
Missions always made you anxious. Steve could take a punch better than anyone, but still... he was your safe place, your constant, and when he was gone, it felt like the world had lost color.
He was late. And not in the usual "had to stop by HQ for debrief" kind of way. No, this was hours.
Long enough that you'd started pacing. Long enough that when the front door finally clicked open, your breath caught in your throat, heart thudding.
He was staring at you like he hadn't seen you in years. Like he was starving. His fingers flexed at his sides, and he didn't speak, didn't drop his duffel, just closed the door behind him and locked it with a decisive click.
"Steve?" You were hesitant. "Are you okay?"
He was not. At least, not by your standards. His chest was rising and falling faster than it should've been for someone who'd just walked in. Sweat beaded at his temples. His voice was rough when he finally spoke.
"They hit us with something. Some kind of fuck- I don't even know. Red powder. Natasha said it was a hallucinogen. But it's not. Not really. It's..." His eyes dragged over your body like a caress.
"It's something else."
You were swallowing thickly, heart racing as you stepped closer. "What do you mean something else?"
He was already moving. One second, you were standing near the kitchen island, next, your back was pressed against it, and he was crowding into your space, heat pouring off him in waves.
"I can't stop thinking about you," he was growling now, words bitten off between clenched teeth. "Since it hit me. Can't breathe right unless I'm near you. My skin hurts. Everything hurts, except when I think about touching you. Being inside you."
You were breathless. Scorched. Wet already, embarrassingly fast, and he hadn't even laid a hand on you yet. "Steve-"
He was kissing you before you could finish, mouth crashing into yours. Desperate. Messy. He groaned like it hurt to kiss you, like it hurt not to. His hands grabbed at your hips, your waist, your thighs, like he couldn't decide where to touch first.
You were melting. Your fingers slid into his hair, tugged hard, and this made him growl into your mouth.
"BedroomâŚ" You tried to say
"No time," he was gasping, already pulling your sleep shirt up, hands greedy and trembling. "I need you now. Right now."
You were half-lifted onto the counter, legs parting for him automatically, instinctively, as if your body had already made the decision for you.
He tore at his suit, too frenzied for finesse, groaning low in his throat as he freed his cockâŚthick, hard, already dripping.
He was out of his mind. Kissing you like it was the only thing keeping him tethered to Earth.
Pressing the blunt head of his cock against you, slick with your arousal. "You smell like heaven," he said. "Taste better. Fuck- gonna die if I don't-â He mumbled, not able to finish a single thought as you consumed him.
You were gasping as he pushed himself inside of you, your nails digging into his back, anchoring him there. He filled you in one slow, torturous strokeâŚtoo big, too good, hitting deep.
He was panting against your throat, rocking into you with bruising, punishing thrusts, his control shot to hell. "So warm. So tight. You were made for me- fuck- made just for me."
Youâd never seen him this desperate. He was normally a perfect gentleman, preferring to make love to you, taking you nice and slow. But this- this was feral, this was unhinged for him.
But you loved it.
You were clinging to him, sobbing his name, the edge coming faster than you could handle, everything inside you tightening like a bowstring.
And he held you so tenderly, making sure you werenât hurt from the counter. You didnât know how he was multi taskingâŚnot like this.
He was relentless. Worshipping and ruining you in equal measure. "Not gonna last," he growled.
It hadnât even been five minutes.
He normally had good stamina, and lasted a while before he came. The powder, whatever it was had to be behind this.
"It's the powder- I can't-shit, I need-need to cum inside of you, please-"
You were already there, already falling apart, moaning loud enough for the neighbors to complain, not that you cared. Not when Steve was grinding deep, chasing his own release, spilling hot and thick inside you with a broken sound.
He was trembling when he kissed you again, forehead pressed to yours, breath ragged. He rode you both through your high, pressing his head to your chest.
As you both stilled, you wrapped your arms around his neck, running your fingers through his hair.
âIâm- Iâm so sorry, sweetheartâ He said after a few seconds, his breathing still uneven.
You shook your head, still out of breath as well. âYou have nothing to be sorry forâ You said softly, nodding âI really enjoyed whatever that wasâŚâ You admitted and he looked up to meet your eyes.
âReally?â
âReally, honeyâ You confirmed âI love when youâre gentle, but thisâŚIâm speechlessâ You said and after that, you felt him get hard inside of you again.
The poor Super Soldier let out a whine. âI donât know how long this is going to lastâ He said and you gently cupped his face in your hands.
âYou can take whatever you need, honeyâ You said âAs long as it lastsâŚâ You assured.
And with that, round two beganâŚ.
FIN.

A/N: This was an old draft but I spiffed it up a bit. I hop you guys enjoyed!!
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Dancing Bear, Dancing Caribou by Pitseolak Qimirpik (Inuit)
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