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would you please excuse me for a second? -

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the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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anyway, archive of our own is an archive, not a social media app. let's not spam or abuse tags to gain "likes and views" / "kudos and hits". let's not treat it like tiktok

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you, me, anyone: *breathes*

bojan cvjetićanin, materialising out of thin air: oh my god jere literally did that on our song tuu mun luo 😂😂😂😂😂

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I think a really good relationship dynamic is when one partner is an entirely absurd person and the other partner's perpetual thought process is, "I adore you. Why are you like this? I'm going to kiss you at such length and with such fervor that you'll get disoriented and stop being like this for five minutes and I can rest, for fuck's sake."

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“𝑯𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒎 𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒖𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑰’𝒎 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏.” ❤️‍🩹

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Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

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the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here

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Fic where Eddie swears Hopper must have a sixth sense about him interacting with Steve. Every time he starts thinking that Steve’s questioning his sexuality enough to want to experiment, Hopper shows up and ruins the fun.

It gets to a point.

Eddie’s dealing out the back of Tina’s kitchen pantry and Steve is the only one in there with him, high and standing too close. He’s got a dream sort of cross-faded look to him and his eyes keep flickering to Eddie’s lips when - “Let’s break it up, boys.”

Hopper is standing in the now open doorway and Eddie blurts out his frustration like, “Stop being a cock block. I’m trying to get laid.”

“Dude,” Steve says. “That’s my dad.”

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this is how your email finds me

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When I was a kid, I didn't know trans men existed. I thought that nobody actually likes being a girl, that's just something that unfortunately happens to you, and you just gotta suck it up and pretend to be happy about it. Something vaguely about how it'd be shameful to admit you'd rather be a man because that's not The Feminist Stance, you just gotta grit your teeth and endure that shit and insist that you prefer it that way.

When I first learned that female-to-male transitioning even exists at all, my first thought was to wonder "why hasn't every woman done this?" How has this been kept secret so well that all women haven't flocked to transitioning if that's a thing you can do?

It was only over years that it actually sunk in that yeah no, women really do just want to be women, like genuinely. For the first 12 or 13 years of my life I wasn't aware that trans men exist, but in a more vague and unaware sense, I did not believe that cis women exist.

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redraw of a 2024 img

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peter gabriel’s ‘in your eyes’ plays in the background