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New call background baby

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I need somebody to explain everything to me like im a cracked out toddler

You think you’ve had a rough day?

Sure, maybe you're bleeding out rn, but have you ever tried explaining Batwoman to a normal person?

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“Like—okay. So Batwoman used to be Batman’s girlfriend bc people kept calling him gay. But not this Batwoman. This one’s his cousin. And gay. But not the same character as the original. She just has the same name. Kind of.

No, she’s not related to Batgirl.

Well—actually—okay, the original Batwoman was Bat-girl’s aunt, but that Bat-girl isn’t Batgirl anymore. She changed mantles.

Now Batgirl is Cassandra Cain.

No, not Kane like Batwoman. I know it sounds the same. They’re not related.

…Well, I mean—they are now. Because Bruce adopted Cass. So technically? You get it.

OH. OH NO. No no no—Batman is not fucking Batgirl. That was some weird shit from a different Batgirl. Not this one. Not the original either. The one everyone knows. Yeah. Her. She’s—uh—his daughter-in-law sometimes? Look, I swear it makes sense in context.

Please stop running away from me. I haven’t even gotten to Stephanie yet—!”

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What the fuck.

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you're not quite an emergency, is the thing. you're just having a bad spell. so what if you can't ever really catch your breath. can't ever really feel at ease. a buzzing, terrible feeling.

but emergencies are loud, and passionate, and hit the floor. you are not a lion or a hurricane, you just live in a pretty okay apartment and your back hurts. you wake up and drag yourself out of bed and banish what if i was dead thoughts like cobwebs. you pick out your clothes and try to stay active. you apply for jobs on the internet.

the anxiety is a wave, and the depression is a spiral. the other stuff keeps things "colorful." you mitigate your symptoms and take your meds when you have them and you try to hang out with friends. you go home and your head is full of riverwater. no matter how much you sleep, you still stay tired. you journal and practice gratitude and build from the bottom upwards. and still, the haunting.

you're not a 911 call or a shriek. you're just staring up at the ceiling and feeling the house settle into your bones. you feel you are playacting as a wolf when you're only a sheep. not quite dry and not quite drowning.

over and over, you slog through the creek.

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a twt prompt<3

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It’s so funny to imagine Wicked from the perspective of one of the normal students at Shiz. There’s this girl and she’s weird and an overachieving nerd and no one likes her, but then the popular girl becomes best friends with her overnight so you guess she’s chill now. They might be sleeping together but no one’s really sure. They’re also low key dating the same guy but you’re not clear on if it’s a polycule situation or a love triangle. Whatever. You’re just trying to study for finals. Your history teacher gets arrested and no explains why. You just hope this won’t effect your grade in the class. The weird nerdy girl gets a letter from the president inviting her to come see him. Wow, that’s exciting. She and her maybe-girlfriend go off to the capitol and you go back to homework and dorm room parties. One day later one of your professors is on the national radio saying that the weird nerdy girl, who used to be her favorite student, is now a terrorist, has stolen the nuclear codes, and is on the run from the government. You are still expected to show up to class tomorrow.

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yk will actually has a talent because it is CRAZY how the fandom shared an opinion with montresor i'm laughing

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They call me DC comics because all my characters have two first names

they call me DC Comics cause I also divide my life into pre and post crisis

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Sometimes I look at Epic Eurylochus haters and some of their arguments and I just go man...man I am too anti-monarchist for this bullshit.

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What if nevermore×heathers au where lenore is veronica and annabel is chandler

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This is taking me tf out

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Wait I thought we were all joking about them

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Doodles <3 if the Trojan war never happened

This was fun I will draw more odypen (and telophase probably)

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"you're the first one to hear my call when it's time to feast, yet you happily stand back and watch as ten Achaean troops fight the pitiless enemy in front of you" have you considered, dear Agamemnon, that I don't want to be here

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I genuinely forgot today was the 25th???

Like I registered that today was Christmas, I saw multiple people's Christmas stories, I LITERALLY WISHED MY FRIENDS MERRY CHRISTMAS, BUT IT JUST NEVER REGISTERED IN MY HEAD THAT IT'S 25TH DECEMBER

I FORGOT ABOUT THE ITHACA SAGA

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Big day for bronze enjoyers