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Your twitchy and unsteady hands are NOT from an excessive consumption of sugar and caffiene. You come from a bloodline that traces back to mighty sorcerers, your nerves are less suited for activities like surgery and more for the swift and sporadic movements needed to cast spells.

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love watching a movie and then coming on here and reblogging some gifs of what i watched like i’m making a little announcement about where i’ve been

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Sure hope a god doesn’t come around and punish him for his hubris

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An Australian Blue Heeler goes to sleep on top of the flock it has herded

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Is this anything

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remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

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you found it disgusting and immoral i found it sexy and arousing that’s why i’m happier than you

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In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

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i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.

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customer service is cooking my brain, man

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sigh. you guys know when gale dekarios? yeah. i love it when that happens

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Found this dude at work and I could not be more thrilled. Someone that works here (or used to) took the time to either make or purchase this and it’s found its way to me and I love him.

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Coping with the heat dome by saying Heh. This horrible high pressure & temperature is just like Vulcan. It feels like Vulcan outside

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can you paypal me one ancient rusting coin