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Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No? 

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“ooohhh if you saw a copy of yourself you would freak out!! you would think they were trying to replace you and want to kill them”

no. i would fuck her. you don’t fuckin know me you dipshit freud wannabe. i can’t hear you i’m too busy making out with my clone

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Hug him from behind and then slowly jerk him off and tell him that he’s a good boy when he cums

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incredible stuff happening on chaturbate

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trying to eat pussy but struggling to find the perfect youtube video to watch on my ipad while doing it

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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

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my jackoff material is onlinebut since my internet has been terrible and i had 2 go outside for wifi, guess im jorking it diogenes style from now on. expect 2 see me on the news

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had 9d sex and i got sent back to ancient rome as an olive plant. fml

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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

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can people stop needing me WHEN IM TRYING TO JACK OFF

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Damn that's crazy do you have her number?

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imagine if werewolf knots were square