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MY HIVE IS COVERED IN FUCKING DUST

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HOLY SHIT. TIME ANOMALY.

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IF YOU ARE AT OR NEAR COSMOLOGICAL COORDINATE (48.067539, 12.862530, 54.183848, 63.392743, 27.294857, 32.72737) PLEASE BRING A SLEDGEHAMMER. THE DOORS ARE GONE AND NOBODY SEEMS TO NOTICE, BUT THEY SURE AS HELL WILL STEAL YOUR PLACE IN LINE.

HOT DAMN I HATE WAITING IN LINE. HURRY UP BITCH, WE ALL DIE SOMETIME.

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NOW I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE. FUCKING EXITS ARE NOT WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE!

HOT DAMN I HATE WAITING IN LINE. HURRY UP BITCH, WE ALL DIE SOMETIME.

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Just eat them duh

UNFORTUNATELY I THINK MORE MOTHERFUCKERS WOULD JUST... MANIFEST. I KNOW FOR A GODDAMNED FACT I'VE BEEN IN THIS LINE FOR HOURS, BUT THE PALMHUSK SAYS ONLY A FEW MINUTES HAVE GONE BY.

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UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE. I AM STILL IN LINE. I FEEL A PULSING IN MY PAN AND I AM LIABLE TO START A FUCKING CRIME.

HOT DAMN I HATE WAITING IN LINE. HURRY UP BITCH, WE ALL DIE SOMETIME.

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HOT DAMN I HATE WAITING IN LINE. HURRY UP BITCH, WE ALL DIE SOMETIME.

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NEW YEAR THIS. OLD YEAR THAT. I JUST WANT TO KILL FOR GOD'S SAKE

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💕Would you rather give a tummy rub or receive one?

WELL, I CAN NEVER SAY NO TO NEITHER. BUT, BLASTER TO MY PAN, I SUPPOSE I COULD HANDLE THE APPRECIATION I EVER SO RIGHTLY DESERVE.

NOT IN A WEIRD WAY, MOTHERFUCKERS.

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Tummy Asks: Cute Edition

hello fiends. have some Soft Asks. thanks to local fiend extraordinaire @tiny-tum for coming up with the 😈question and helping me with the rest!

Food

☀️What are your favorite foods to indulge in when it’s hot outside? ❄️Favorite foods to indulge in when it’s cold outside? 🍦Name one food you associate with a good memory. 😍Name one food you can’t resist even if you’re already full. 🥘What’s the most delicious meal you’ve ever had? 🍬What’s the most sweets you’ve ever eaten in one sitting?

Feeling

🌹Talk about a time you were stuffed and it felt really good. 🥀Talk about a time you were stuffed and it didn’t feel so good. 🍽Talk about a time you were really hungry and ate something very satisfying. 🥧Talk about a time food made you feel loved. 💤Do you get sleepy when you’re full? What kind of food makes you sleepiest? 🎈What’s the most swollen your tummy has ever felt?

Comfort

💕Would you rather give a tummy rub or receive one? ✨Are there certain rubbing motions or places you can press on your tummy that feel really good when you’re full? 🛋Would you prefer to be in a certain position while getting a belly rub? (e.g. lying down, snuggled beside a caretaker, lying in a lap?) ♨️Do you enjoy warmth on your belly? Any preferred methods? 🍵If you had a tummyache, how would you want to be comforted? 😈 Are you more likely to eat until you’re achy if you know you’ll get a tummy rub? Or do you know someone who would do that?

Company

🐝Is it cuter if someone is openly complaining about how full they are or trying to hide it? 🦋Is it cuter if someone is super happy with how much they ate or a little uncomfortable and needy for cuddles? 💌 If you were stuffed, would you rather have someone tease you for being silly or immediately show concern? 💬If you were stuffed, what could someone say to you that would make you melt? What about if they were the stuffed one? 😵Has anyone ever done something unintentionally kinky in front of you? 🙊Have you ever told anyone (excluding people you’ve met through the kink community) about your kink?

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LOT OF SWEETS ON SALE. MY HARD-EARNED COIN AND STEEL-HARD RESOLVE MIGHT SOFTEN UP IN THE FACE OF HORRID SWEETENED ACHE-INDUCING FESTIVITY-TIME CANDY.

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Feeding / weight gain teasing prompts

• “God, you’ve gotten fat!”

• “Look at how round and full you are. It’s adorable.”

• “You’re making such a mess.”

• “Your fat belly burst through another pair of jeans? I don’t know why you bother buying them anymore.”

• “I think you can fit another bite in there. Open up…”

• “You’re so soft and jiggly now…let’s get you weighed and find out how much fatter you’re going to get.”

• “Soon you’ll be so fat that you’ll be helpless to stop me feeding you, piggy.”

• “You’ll start breaking chairs if you keep gorging yourself like that.”

• “You haven’t eaten nearly enough to be full yet. You’ll need at least double the calories to grow that gut.”

• “One more bite, and then I’ll rub your poor little stuffed belly.”

• “We’re going to need some new scales.”

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Tummy Asks: Cute Edition

hello fiends. have some Soft Asks. thanks to local fiend extraordinaire @tiny-tum for coming up with the 😈question and helping me with the rest!

Food

☀️What are your favorite foods to indulge in when it’s hot outside? ❄️Favorite foods to indulge in when it’s cold outside? 🍦Name one food you associate with a good memory. 😍Name one food you can’t resist even if you’re already full. 🥘What’s the most delicious meal you’ve ever had? 🍬What’s the most sweets you’ve ever eaten in one sitting?

Feeling

🌹Talk about a time you were stuffed and it felt really good. 🥀Talk about a time you were stuffed and it didn’t feel so good. 🍽Talk about a time you were really hungry and ate something very satisfying. 🥧Talk about a time food made you feel loved. 💤Do you get sleepy when you’re full? What kind of food makes you sleepiest? 🎈What’s the most swollen your tummy has ever felt?

Comfort

💕Would you rather give a tummy rub or receive one? ✨Are there certain rubbing motions or places you can press on your tummy that feel really good when you’re full? 🛋Would you prefer to be in a certain position while getting a belly rub? (e.g. lying down, snuggled beside a caretaker, lying in a lap?) ♨️Do you enjoy warmth on your belly? Any preferred methods? 🍵If you had a tummyache, how would you want to be comforted? 😈 Are you more likely to eat until you’re achy if you know you’ll get a tummy rub? Or do you know someone who would do that?

Company

🐝Is it cuter if someone is openly complaining about how full they are or trying to hide it? 🦋Is it cuter if someone is super happy with how much they ate or a little uncomfortable and needy for cuddles? 💌 If you were stuffed, would you rather have someone tease you for being silly or immediately show concern? 💬If you were stuffed, what could someone say to you that would make you melt? What about if they were the stuffed one? 😵Has anyone ever done something unintentionally kinky in front of you? 🙊Have you ever told anyone (excluding people you’ve met through the kink community) about your kink?

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WHAT THE HELL IS A TURKEY? SOME KIND OF UNLOCKING MECHANISM? WHERE THE FUCK DOES MEAT CREAM COME INTO THE PICTURE?

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The worst mother? Of All Mother(s)?

IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY EARLIER COMMENT, YES. HER IMPERIOUS FISHBITCH OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER SHE DECIDED TO CALL HERSELF CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL. IF I'M LUCKY, SHE'S THERE RIGHT NOW.

THOUGH KNOWING MY LUCK SHE'S GONNA SHOW UP, LIKE, TOMORROW TO SQUISH ME LIKE A FUCKING VINEBERRY.