vasukithecobrat

[vasukithecobrat]

"I figured you wouldn't." he sighed with a grin. "Jussst ssstiring the pot, asss usssual."

The ssseven deadly sssinsss?

I’m not telling.

[vasukithecobrat]

Reblog if you would adopt cursed cat Alastor

[vasukithecobrat]

Hello, my darling listeners! I have a humble request if I may. I’m doing my one good deed for the decade by reaching out to all of you to request your help for a dear friend of mine. They need what’s termed a “mobility aid” to greatly improve their quality of life as they are currently bedridden a majority of the time and I’m reaching out to you to ask that you consider either donating and/or sharing this post. The goal is $156 for a wheelchair and every cent helps! You may send me all the (terrible) jokes or (also terrible) flirtations you like in exchange and I promise to do my best not to destroy you for it. A win win if you ask me! Thank you, darlings!

((Link to actual chair below! Cashapp: $greybazzy))

[vasukithecobrat]

[vasukithecobrat]

I sssee.

Do lassst namesss mean anything to sssinnersss in hell?

It depends on the sinner. Some use them. Some don’t.

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Do you use a lassst name?

Do lassst namesss mean anything to sssinnersss in hell?

It depends on the sinner. Some use them. Some don’t.

[vasukithecobrat]

I underssstand. I meant no disssressspect.

Do you enjoy ssspicy dissshesss?

I certainly do! My mother’s jambalaya is my favorite!

[vasukithecobrat]

I would love to try it. May I have the recipe?

Do you enjoy ssspicy dissshesss?

I certainly do! My mother’s jambalaya is my favorite!

[vasukithecobrat]

Indeed it isss.

Who isss your tailor? That outfit sssuitsss you perfectly.

A charming fellow with a shop in the Entertainment District. I’ll give you directions.

[vasukithecobrat]

Oh thanksss but no need. I'm actually a decent tailor myssself, ssshop and all.

Who isss your tailor? That outfit sssuitsss you perfectly.

A charming fellow with a shop in the Entertainment District. I’ll give you directions.

[vasukithecobrat]

Sssorry for the delay. I wasss rereading through my journalsss for quite awhile there. How can I be of ssservice today?

[vasukithecobrat]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[vasukithecobrat]

"I'm jussst glad I could make you ssshine. It's the firssst time I usssed cloth I wove myssself for a complete outfit." he rambled with a relieved smile. His shop, Samsara's Stitches, was finally open and Vasuki was hoping Shelly could stop by today.

"The material isss made with a sssmall defenssse buff to prevent wearing out or fading. Let me know how it holdsss up."

"Here you go, Ssshelly. One cussstom outfit for a night on the town."

@thekoopacosmetologist

[vasukithecobrat]

"Here you go, Ssshelly. One cussstom outfit for a night on the town."

@thekoopacosmetologist

[vasukithecobrat]

Vasuki nodded in understanding, being a self taught fashionista himself and still learning new terms for different styles everyday. He chuckles softly at the compliment and took a calm breath.

"Ssso long, long locksss." he said with a grin as he closed his eyes, putting full faith in the stylists' vision. He hummed to sooth himself with each snip of the scissors and eventually began to sing softly.

Sssorry I misssed my appointment. Do you take walk insss?

“Of course, Vasuki! We always accept walk-ins!”

Shelly greeted the Cobrat like an old friend before gesturing him to follow her back to her station.

“Trust me, I know how crazy life can be, you don’t have to apologize for missing your appointment. I trust that life is treating you well, at least?”

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"I would like that very much. I could ussse a tour guide when you have a moment to ssspare."

Vasuki hummed in thought as he tried explaining exactly what he had in mind.

"Let'sss sssee... I am visssualizing many sssmall braidsss that can be pulled back into a ponytail or a bun. Isss there a name for that ssstyle?"

Sssorry I misssed my appointment. Do you take walk insss?

“Of course, Vasuki! We always accept walk-ins!”

Shelly greeted the Cobrat like an old friend before gesturing him to follow her back to her station.

“Trust me, I know how crazy life can be, you don’t have to apologize for missing your appointment. I trust that life is treating you well, at least?”

[vasukithecobrat]

"I'm still getting a feel for the town'sss layout asss I explore. I tend to ssstick out quite a bit even when I walk inssstead of ssslither."

The cobrat may not usually have a good grasp of personal space but he couldn't remember clearly the last time someone laid hands on his hair. His journals held many of his old routines from previous lifetimes but only braiding others hair cropped up, never his own.

"Ssshelly, would it be posssible to braid my hair? Sssomething ssstylisssh I am able to maintain between appointmentsss."

Sssorry I misssed my appointment. Do you take walk insss?

“Of course, Vasuki! We always accept walk-ins!”

Shelly greeted the Cobrat like an old friend before gesturing him to follow her back to her station.

“Trust me, I know how crazy life can be, you don’t have to apologize for missing your appointment. I trust that life is treating you well, at least?”