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Lanino: My cloud...there is something I must tell you

Elnina: ARE YOU PREGNANT AGAIN?

The lamp: AGAIN???

Lanino: no-Did you hear that?

The Lamp: hear what???

Elnina: Anyway what's up?

Lanino: Do you wanna open our relationship again?

The Lamp: SAYETH YES

Elnina: ?

Lanino: no but you gotta be hearing it too, right?

Elnina: I'm fine with opening our relationship, Did you have someone in mind?

Lanino: yes, my love...

Lanino: someone we both know

The lamp: (lmao)

Lanino: Someone Who is hot

The lamp: (Hehe)

Lanino: someone who speaks... In an unique manner

The Lamp: (Wait...)

Elnina: The original Starwalker?

Lanino: no, no,

The Lamp: (Phew)

Lanino: I mean Tenna

The Lamp: SON OF A BITCH

Elnina: YEAH WHAT THE FUCKING LAMP SAID

Lanino: so you can hear it-

Elnina: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND???

Lanino: My dear-

Elnina: FUCKING TENNA???

Lanino: Dearest-

Elnina: AFTER WHAT HE MAKES US GO THROUGH DAILY???

Lanino: My storm cloud-

Elnina: AND THAT'S NOT EVEN GOING THROUGH WHATEVER THE FUCK HE AND THE MAILMAN ARE

The lamp: (like gay? Or dysfunctional?)

The lamp: if I mighth, you two are notte any better

Elnina: SHUT UP

The lamp: yes ma'am

Elnina: NOW

Lanino: (call help)

Elnina: YOU LITTLE SHI-

*TV TIME INTRO*

Tenna: in other news, A Storm not seen since the flood from the Bibble is currently approaching castle town, barricade yourself in your bunkers folks! I warned you. And now: An interview from a child I found in the street that won't leave me alone

Lancer: hi :D

Tenna: look at him is that not an orphan?

Lancer: TV Dad...whao

Tenna:

Tenna: M-MIKE CUT TO COMMERCIALS BEFORE I START CRYING-

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My phone autocorrect keeps Autocorrecting Ralsei to False Information so I've taking it as a sign.

New Deltarune Theory:

Ralsei is lying to us

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Someone needs to traumatize that fucking TV before I do it

Why is it that 90% of all Spamtenna aus feature spamton experiencing life altering traumas (that he doesn't go through in canon, I mean)

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Just remembered I used to have a friend who tried to get me to watch one of those Dark Web Sites with Videos of people killing themselves, and he also Made a taser which he kept in his drawer and it was fucked up

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i NEED silent salt to have long hair (preferably a light Color [White, Violet, etc...]) UNDER THAT FUCKING HELMET

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Why is it that 90% of all Spamtenna aus feature spamton experiencing life altering traumas (that he doesn't go through in canon, I mean)

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People are so mean to Spamton They keep crucifying him.

If I had a Spamton I'd treat him well; I'd Tuck him in and Kiss him goodnight, I'd make him breakfast, I'd love him very much

And he would still Leave me and steal all my money

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Me and my brother keep repeating Bugsnax noises at each other and bursting out laughing

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I think Spamton should traumatize 2 birds with 1 stone by Fucking Asgore.

How would that happen?

In chapter 5 he (somehow) successfully seduces Asgore thanks to his [[DIVORCE]] rizz.

Why?

He'd get back at his two enemies, [[HEART SHAPED OBJECT]] and [[TRASH HEAP]]

Kris because that's their Dad and Tenna because he's TEARING THE FAMILY APART (even though it already fell apart)

EDIT: Accidentally got Kris's prounons wrong in my defense my brain was not functioning right when I wrote this and I did not double check

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My dream Job is to be a (Well-paid) Receptionist whose entire job is to Give directions to people which I would do well thanks to my spreadsheet of the Office hours and everyone's average Schedule. And the rest of the time I goof off and play games on my computer. I'd work eight hours a day and I'd only do what was on my contract and then I'd get home and don't do any other work until the following day.

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Tenna: Spammy raise your children!

Pipis:

Pipis:

Spamton: Honk mimimi honk mimimi

The mysterious benefactor: 💧︎🏱︎✌︎💣︎❄︎⚐︎☠︎ ✋︎🕯︎💣︎ ☝︎✌︎✡︎ ☹︎☜︎❄︎🕯︎💧︎ ☞︎🕆︎👍︎😐︎

Spamton: ON [IT BY STEVEN KING]

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Tenna: Spammy Raise your children!

Pipis:

Pipis:

Spamton: Honk mimimi honk mimimi

The mysterious benefactor: Spamton I'm gay let's fuck

Spamton: ON [IT BY STEVEN KING]

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Elnina: Wow! I sure do love being Trans and polyamorous

Lanino: Me too!!!

The Original Starwalker: I'm the Original Starwalker

The lamp: (This shite is SO unfaire!)

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Spamton, has not watched TV since 1999 out of spite: [CHRISTMAS TREES ON SALE!!!] where the [¥#$&] are they

Kris, sweating:

Spamton: ANSWER ME EN[BEES!!!] CHILD

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Ralsei: why are people on the internet insisting we're trying to promote some kind of *squints at the screen*...Agenda?

Susie: What!? That's impossible! Kris doesn't even have a gender!

Kris:

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Big Shot Era Spamton: *quietly sneaks out of bed*

Tenna: Spamton come back to sleep

Spamton: I have an early meeting out of town

Tenna: it's still dark outside...

Spamton: I know, I just need to write something down

Tenna: why do you write like you're running out of time?

Spamton: Shhhh

Tenna: Come back to bed. that would be enough

Spamton: I'll be back before you know I'm gone

Tenna: come back to sleep

Spamton: the meetings at Dawn

Tenna: well, I'm going back to sleep

Spamton: Hey. Best of Partners and Best of Men