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scav mother with pups!!!!

(the name of the mother is "umber", the scub "truffle" and the pup is "moss". yep perfect cute names)

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best pokemon fusion I’ve ever done so far not gonna lie

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austin powers receiving cbt: smashing baby

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dumb argument with a friend, so

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People are having a normal one at Uchikoshi wrecking a transphobe on Twitter

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I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you'd be able to see that

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200% on the Kickstarter already? Amazing!!!

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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

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what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes

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it came to me in a vision

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there’s a cineplex ‘before the show’ thing that always cracks me up, because it features different types of annoying movie theatre people. like “don’t be a Tommy Texter. don’t be a Susie Seat Kicker.” but recently they’ve made a push for diversity and included a nonbinary person, and it just makes me smile because the motivation behind it is sweet but the actual textual messaging is “we acknowledge that nonbinary people can also be annoying in movie theatres.”

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Aaaand have some more!

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astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

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Part 17 in my weekly poster series of 2025

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