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Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

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this "negative" review of guillermo del toro's upcoming frankenstein movie is everything to me

"The Mexican director has chosen to emphasise the romanticism at the expense of the horror. Elordi plays the creature as a misunderstood, James Dean-like outsider with Oedipal issues rather than as an agent of evil and chaos. Even if his face and torso are latticed with suitably grotesque scars, staples and stitches, he is not only the most sympathetic character in the movie but the best-looking one too. It’s left to Oscar Isaac to provide the real villainy as the brilliant but egomaniacal scientist, Victor Frankenstein..."

HELLO YES IT'S ME, MARY SHELLEY CALLING, JUST WANTED TO ASK IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN A GUILLERMO DEL TORO MOVIE OR... I DON'T KNOW... READ MY BOOK?

"The film lurches between scenes of lush romantic melodrama and moments of Grand Guignol bloodletting."

*bangs fists on table* SIGN! ME! THE! FUCK! UP!

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Chapter 4: Plant Lavender For Luck

Melshi finds himself encountering a person of interest around every corner. Kleya attempts to get along with the new detective in town. A truce of sorts is established.

Some Things I Know for Certain

A Kleyshi + Rebelcaptain Practical Magic AU by @viharker

Prologue: Make it Stop

Prayer. Salt. Rosemary. Lavender. Love. The winds of change bring new chances and new trouble to the residents of Lyra's Island. Will they follow where the wind takes them, or stand against it in defiance?

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: F/M Fandom: Andor (TV) Relationships: Kleya Marki/Ruescott Melshi, Cassian Andor/Jyn Erso Characters: Kleya Marki, Ruescott Melshi, Cassian Andor, Luthen Rael, Jyn Erso

Language: English Published: 2025-06-15 Updated: 2025-06-15 Words: 981 Chapters: 1/5

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i genuinely feel like i'm just not allowed to struggle. like no one can think i'm having a hard time or else i'm failing, and i don't fail. and i literally can't drop the ball on anything so i'm just perpetually treading water and fuck it's starting to gte really really hard

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all the perfect could be right here

the kleyshi surprise kid fic that i've been working on for ages (but got sidelined by my actual job)

hbd @jynstandor :)

When the doorbell rings, there’s a lot of people Melshi figures it could be. What he doesn’t expect is to open his door and see a kid standing there with a backpack and puffer jacket. A kid who, other than the fact that she’s a little girl, is the damn spitting image of him. “Are you Ruescott Melshi?” she asks. He furrows his brow. “I am… and who might you be, lass?” She sticks out her hand expectantly. “My name is Rue Marki, and you’re my dad.”

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: F/M Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Andor (TV) Relationship: Kleya Marki/Ruescott Melshi Characters: Kleya Marki, Ruescott Melshi, Original Child Character(s)

Language: English Published: 2025-09-02 Words:2,891 Chapters: 1/1

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well that's thrilling

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dumb paranormal kleyshi headcanons

vampire!kleya and werewolf!melshi being the absolute stereotypes of their species

werewolf!kleya and vampire!melshi being absolute loners because there's no one who understands them

vampires!kleyshi grappling with immortality and loss

werewolves!kleyshi running from hunters and helping build a safehouse network for wolves whose packs have been destroyed

folklorist kleya meeting wolfshi (yeah that's what we're doing now) and trying to understand him and make sense of his culture

doctor kleya meeting vampshi and offering herself as a blood source while she figures out how to steal blood bc practicality

melshi meeting vamp-kleya and literally being like "bite me please i'm begging you"

athlete melshi meeting wolf-kleya and everything they do is 'friendly' competition until the sexual tension finally breaks

hunter melshi meeting vamp-kleya and hating himself for wanting her (classic)

hunter melshi meeting wolf-kleya and questioning everything he's ever known (classic AGAIN)

hunter kleya meeting vampshi and becoming his begrudging ally until one day the sexual tension breaks (sense a theme yet?)

hunter kleya meeting wolfshi after she shoots him and he's mid transformation back into a human and his humanity hits her like a truck and she dedicates herself to keeping him alive and safe from other hunters

hunters!kleyshi being either A) battle couple or B) rivals to lovers

reaper!kleya refusing to let this very tall man on her list die (it's melshi and he is a hospice worker and she takes a break from reaping her usual list to go undercover in a hospice and falls in love with him or whatever)

reaper!melshi seeing his job as a punishment for sins during life or whatever and refusing to reap kleya because she's far too young, and when other reapers start coming to reap he goes against them and she has all these NDEs which eventually makes her able to see him and kickstarts an awkward but epic romance

victorian-ghost!kleya haunting a house that recently returned wwii soldier melshi moves into

wwi-ghost!melshi haunting the house of recently returned wwii nurse kleya

ghost!kleyshi navigating the afterlife a la beetlejuice but they're strangers who fall in love as ghosts

anyway happy belated bithday @jynstandor

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It had to be done

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top tier dynamic: girl who likes to bite and guy who likes to be bitten

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Melshi BTS Costume Test and Art - (source)

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DIEGO LUNA KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN | Official Trailer

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incorrect rebelcaptain quotes 20/?

(insp)

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i bring a sort of “jyncassian is real” vibe to the function that a lot of people seem to not like

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I'm dead byeeeeeeee

Source: Youtube

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"why did you stop writing your story!!! never stop writing!!!!!!!!!!!" well you see the character had to drive one mile to a new location and the sentence "she got into the car" was quite simply my undoing

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PLEASE tell me how wearing jeans negatively impacts my ability to do my job. Please.

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need someone to write me some kleyshi smangst w/ a dash of fluff so i can come down from the rollercoaster of first full week of school 2025