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i wanna talk about this shot

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in third grade on the swing with my friend i announced “i figured it out” and my friend said “figured what out” and i said “the meaning of life!” and being third graders this was very exciting so she leaned in and i whispered in her ear “it’s to have fun” and i don’t remember her reaction but i remember how i felt and how i knew so clearly that was the answer. how my small mind was beaming and shimmering with this answer that makes me scoff today but i know that they were right. i was right

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i personally think gifmaking should be a paid marketing strategy and gifmakers should be given special hd files through legal channels by networks in order to ensure proper promotion of their show with minimum effort on their part

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obsessed with what they had going on in maurice 1987

[Image ID: a screenshot from an interview. The text reads: “On preparing for the kissing scene with Rupert Graves: "The big kissing scene at the end with Rupert and me, it happened on day three when we hardly knew each other. We went out to a meal at an Indian restaurant to talk about what we would do the next day," Wilby said. "We talked about everything but that. On the way back to the hotel, I said I think we should go for it, and Rupert said, “Yup," Wilby said. "The next day, he stuck his tongue down my throat, and that was the end of that.”” End ID.]

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do you also enjoy romance that’s not evil and sick

yeah but only when it’s between blood relatives

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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worms eating worms

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today's warm up: the gardener planted so many of you, how could she know one would grow from the dark?

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hate when people call regular ass paper or that cooking shit parchment. like that is NOT the skin of a goat that has been stretched thin on a wooden frame and soaked in lyme to strip it of its natural hairs and oils!!!!! next youre telling me you dont even intend to write on it with the tannin-rich ink of an oak gall!!!!

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Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No? 

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Richard Pace

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The New Yorker, Ivan Ehlers

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this is your final warning.

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What is happening on tiktok

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living in car, car issues!

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hey everyone, my car is having some trouble once again. i'm at a shop getting it checked out but i'm not sure what they're going to say. it's overheating and there may be a battery issue and a spark plug issue.

this could cost several hundred dollars that i don't have right now

i live in my car so it's important to keep it running so i can have transportation and mostly, so i can have AC. the temps are in the 90s lately, and i really need a running car to survive this heat. please consider donating whatever you can spare, or boost this post!

i'll update as soon as i know how much this will cost me.