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The Badass Trinity™️

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I promise that you’ll never find another like ME!

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I have to be really honest with you about something, I’m even more excited about the next chapter.

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reblog + put your results in the tags!

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what was the joke about Taylor that Jimmy laughed at?

two dudes were on fallon and playing the game ‘catchphrase’, which is where they get a name or topic on a card and they have to give hints to what it is to their partner without saying the word. 

one of the man-children got Taylor and all he said was “they have a long back”, which basically means he thinks Taylor doesn’t have a butt and the other man-child guessed Taylor and our third man-child of the night, Jimmy, fell on the floor with laughter at what was weirdly considered a “joke” (which is weird because i thought jokes were supposed to be funny? but call it what you want i guess).

and remember this is all after her highly publicized sexual assault trial about a guy assaulted her by grabbing her butt and there were headlines like this and she had to deal with that body-shaming (DURING A SEXUAL ASSAULT TRIAL??) and after she graciously made a rare public appearance to perform New Years Day on Fallon after finding out Jimmy’s mom had just passed away. Taylor went on national television during an era she felt she needed to keep her head down for her mental health and safety but risked that to help Jimmy in a time of need out of the kindness of her heart……… and jimmy repays her by laughing at two grown men body-shaming a women they dont even know…. cool cool cool all men can go die in a hole cool cool cool cool. 

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Taylor’s pastel pink microphone from last night! x

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“I’m not gonna keep it secret until the release, but I want to have a moment where I get to tell it all to the fans kind of more directly. I’m pretty sure I know when that’s going to be, but I haven’t fully nailed it down in my mind yet. I have a couple of days I’m playing with.”

- Taylor to BBC Radio 1 on when we get album information

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Hating on Taylor Swift for no reason other than bc you feel like it’s easy and funny is literally the most overused and outdated trend like I thought we left that pathetic behavior back in 2012-2016 but I guess not

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Just a reminder

I know it’s so thrilling to get a like or follow from Taylor (I lost all chill when she liked one of my posts) or especially to be invited to meet her. But I hope you remember that you are just as unique and important as Taylor. There is no one else like you who can affect this world the way you can. She is as lucky to have your likes and follows as you are to have hers.

I know it’s easy to feel insignificant because there are so many of us and only one of her, but that doesn’t change the fact that you are one of a kind. I think Taylor agrees too, just look at how much effort she puts into her individual fans. She’s trying to meet as many of her fans individually as she can and one reason she loved the light up bracelets was because she could see each individual.

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Never forget we’re in the 13th year of Taylor. It’s going to be a wild ride. Buckle up and hold onto your wigs.

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I love that you got [Benjamin the cat]. That’s so sweet. 

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taylor getting on the phone the second she heard benjamin was available

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Olivia and Meredith realizing they heritage has been split into 3.

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I’m the only one of me

@taylorswift @taylornation

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and there’s a lot of cool chicks out there…