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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

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Eddie Munson was a normal sight to see at Hawkins parties. Hell, he went to about as many as Steve did, if not more, and his presence alone could usually indicate if the party was successful or not.

Eddie Munson, leaning heavily on Varsity cheerleader Chrissy Cunningham while Rhonda Vermillian sort of half helped, half herded him forward while he slurred on about Star Something or Other was significantly less familiar.

"Steve!" Chrissy called out, the second she spotted him, and oh shit, he knew that tone.

Knew what the look she sent him meant, too.

"Ladies." He said, beelining right over as Munson wobbled to a stop, head lolling loosely. "Munson."

Eddie's head rolled the other way as he squinted dramatically. "Hell~ooooo, Captain Kirk." He said nonsensically, leering at Steve. "Wanna beam me up?"

"Can you-?" Rhonda asked her fellow cheerleader quietly, and then she and Chrissy had one of those girl conversations, that involved a lot of affirming noises but not a lot of actual words. The result was that Chrissy ended up leaning herself and Munson both against a wall while Rhonda shot forward, right at Steve.

She planted her hand on his chest, leaning up so she could whisper in his ear, and as always Steve knew it was intentionally flirty, a cover for the words about to be whispered in his ear.

"Billy got the team to drug him." She spoke low, and Steve bent his head to hear better, keeping his eyes and Chrissy and Munson both. "Tina said that Jannette said they were planning on taking him out in the woods later."

in a far more urgent tone, she continued, "They kept making these weird jokes and I don't know what it meant but--"

"Nothing good." Steve finished for her.

Fucking Hargrove.

Who the hell drugged the goddamn drug dealer?

"Give him here." He quietly ordered as Rhonda slide away, turning to keep an eye on the kitchen door (and the men in the living room past it.) He knew his popularity was sinking--everyone knew it--but he hadn't thought about how that might effect this kind of shit.

That Hargrove might encourage it, when Steve had done his best to make it clear it wasn't tolerated.

Steve wasn't stupid. He'd gotten his crown many ways, some worse than others, but it wasn't just his looks that kept him as the local champion of the ladies.

He hadn't had to do it in a while but there was an established routine here, an unspoken promise made between him and whoever was asking for his help.

Unlike those times, Chrissy hesitated.

"You'll handle it?" She asked, teething worrying her bottom lip. "Even though..."

'It's Eddie,' was implied. So was the fact that Eddie was a guy--and this hadn't happened with a guy.

"I'll handle it." He affirmed, and then maneuvered so he could take Munson's weight off Chrissy's smaller frame. "Promise."

"Like Scouts honor?" Eddie giggled, seeming far more happy to be leaning on Steve than Chrissy.

"I'm gonna get him out of here. Why don't you two find Carol?" He said, as Munson jammed his nose in the crook of Steve's neck, still giggling.

"We will." Chrissy promised, Rhonda grabbing her hand to do just that.

"Tell her to call me if I need to come back." He added as he started getting himself and Munson both out the back door.

Carol might no longer be his friend, but she knew the game just as well as Steve did.

If shit kept going sideways, she'd call.

"It's cold." Eddie whined as they made it to the patio, dead-weighting just enough to actually make it difficult to move him.

Silenty, Steve cursed him.

"Come on man." He encouraged, not wanting to get caught by Hargrove and whoever was stupid enough to pull this stunt.

Getting pinned in the back yard wasn't going to go well for him or Munson.

He tried to encourage Munson forward. "Let's get you home."

"I don't wanna go home." Eddie complained. "I have to get...I have..." His nose scrunched up, eyebrows furrowing. "I'm missing something."

For the first time in his life, Steve mentally thanked Dustin for making him watch those damn nerdy star movies. "I'll get it later. Come on, I have a lightsaber in my car."

"What!?" Eddie shrieked, and frantically Steve shushed him as they came around to the front of the house. "No shit!?"

"No shit." Steve confirmed. "Guess what color it is."

(Because the colors meant something. What he didn't recall, but he figured Munson would know.

Which Eddie did.

Because Eddie spent the rest of the walk to the Beemer babbling loudly about it before excitedly screaming "Knew it!" The second Steve handed him a purple toy saber.

Steve determinedly squashed all thoughts of that being cute, and replaced them with vague thoughts of feeding Hargrove to a demodog instead.)

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ever since i was a child ive had a headache

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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

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Christian transphobia is so funny sometimes

Surely no one in the bible ever changes their name and identity to live a more fulfilling life

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ive said this many times before and here i am saying it again but. sandra lynn and gilear i think was the healthiest couple on the entire show despite the fact that they divorced because of a cheating scandal. because like. she is so so flawed and problematic and troubled and broken and he is so so insecure and unlucky and sad and depressed and they did love each other. so much. sandra lynn "commitment issues" faeth found someone she was willing and happy to settle down with for over 15 years. gilear "my existence was a joke the universe made" faeth was so secure in their relationship that when he felt betrayed (ie cheating) he had the confidence to leave. did you guys hear that gilear had confidence because leaving a relationship requires that!! what the fuck. when sandra lynn is at her lowest, in a one year relationship with another man, she goes to gilear. when his daughter (a product of his wife cheating on him) is mad at her mom gilear goes hey cut her some slack. she's having it rough and there's more to her than you know. she took him to rock concerts. he moved countries for her sake. the saddest man in the world felt good enough to leave

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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

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in the past 24 hours

IPC formally declared famine in Gaza

Israeli article shows internal IDF documents confirm at least 83% of Palestinian casualties are civilians, making the civilian to combatant casualty ratio equivalent only to that of genocides such as Rwanda or Srebrenica and taking it far outside former conflict ratios

Previous State Spox Matthew Miller admits Netanyahu told them the war would go on "for decades" and that he had known Israel was the primary obstacle to the ceasefire negotiations for the past two years, despite publicly blaming Hamas for not accepting ceasefires

these are all things that we already knew, things i have repeatedly fought with users here on, things that are being confirmed now that it matters less

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Rules of DIY:

if it's a skill, there's rules you can learn

if it's an art, rules are not your concern

make it fucked up or you won't make it

if it's already broken, you can't break it

anything can be fixed with gorilla glue

except for pleather, and also you

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This isn’t about anything.

This isn’t about anything.

This isn’t about anything.

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"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

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We should use "unsportsmanlike" outside of formal competitions, to describe things that shouldn't be outright illegal, but are definitely not in the spirit of what we're trying to accomplish here.

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