w1tchd3str0yer

[w1tchd3str0yer]

How uh- How many?

Well.... PLENTY. I'm more of the uh- researching type. BUT I GET MY HANDS DIRTY WHEN I HAVE TO.

JUST back when I was uh.... in the human world, the witches were hiding. WHICH I FOUND THEM, but there's not as many there.

As. There are here.

..."Witch hunter"?

@stepuptopower

AHEM.

YES! THE ONLY ONE LEFT IN MY TIME..... Well, me and my number one fan.

BUT YES.. we are still fighting the good fight against those WITCHES. We are NOT gonna let them TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

NOT ON MY WATCH.

[w1tchd3str0yer]

Got the boiling isles, rumor has it their emperor is a witch hunter

THE-

Why would the EMPEROR OF DEMONS be a WITCH HUNTER?? If you're trying to trick me, I'll have you know that JACOB HOPKINS, WITCH HUNTER AND DEMON SLAYER EXTRAORDINAIRE IS NOT SO EASILY FOOLED.

[w1tchd3str0yer]

..."Witch hunter"?

@stepuptopower

AHEM.

YES! THE ONLY ONE LEFT IN MY TIME..... Well, me and my number one fan.

BUT YES.. we are still fighting the good fight against those WITCHES. We are NOT gonna let them TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

NOT ON MY WATCH.

[w1tchd3str0yer]

Do you know Luz Noceda?

If you hurt her…

-@hunter-nocedareal

WE have had our..... STAND OFF.

I have no intention of HURTING A LITTLE GIRL like witches definitely would but shes also FRIENDS WITH DEMONS. So shes not on my side either!!!!! THE SIDE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!!!

[w1tchd3str0yer]

N O ONE LIKES YOU-

-totally not a witch

(@hunter-nocedareal a new the new rp just opened)

THATS NOT TRUE

AS YOU CAN SEE WITH A CHECK OVER MY BLOG, I HAVE A NUMBER ONE FAN! THEREFORE?

FACTUALLY INCORRECT STATEMENT

[w1tchd3str0yer]

Are you dead, now?

Still LIVE AND WORKING.

won't be so easy to kill JACOB HOPKINS.

[w1tchd3str0yer]

Do you only exist if you are directly perceived? Are you like a Schrödinger's cat?

No because if that were the case I wouldn't have existed for my beginning school years! SO HAH!

TAKE THAT

And... I'm not cat, OBVIOUSLY. Not since that one comic con-

[w1tchd3str0yer]

losersayswhat

IF YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA WORK ON ME, YOU AREN'T GONNA KNOW WHAT HI-

SHIT.

SHIT, SHIT, SHIT- THAT DOESN'T COUNT!

[w1tchd3str0yer]

I am still celebrating your comeback!!!

I am so happy that you are healthy and well, because

Damn i think i got cursed. That is, my good firm glasses just broke and now i cant see anything. I bet my guts that this is a work of demons that dont want me to reveal their evil plans.

SO!! WATCH YOUR GLASSES!! THEY ARE A WEAK SPOT!!

--Your №1 Fan

What is your eyesight btw?

Yes... I've had to replace my glasses... IT WAS HARD TO REPAIR MY PRESCRIPTION, BUT I FOUND A FUNCTIONAL PIECE OF DEMON GLASS...

I'm near sighted. What about you? I really don't ask enough about that-

[w1tchd3str0yer]

the

the bees

the bEES

— 🦎

BEES? WHAT BEES? WHERE

[w1tchd3str0yer]

I was certain you were dead. I mean you were last seen MONTHS ago. MONTHS... I just found this blog. i'm surprised you're not actually dead. how are you not dead.

HAH.... You NON believers would think that but the TRUE witch hunters, the TRUE hopkins hope- hopesters? hopesters.... THEY know I'm not so easily defeated!

[w1tchd3str0yer]

Aha. HAHAHA. HAH......

A mistake? Me? Not likely, you're old so it's more likely that YOU made the mistake but it's fine.. I'll FORGIVE IT.

So far I have survived.... a few rough encounters BUT I AM STRONGER THAN MOST WOULD THINK.

Crikes. I'm surprised you haven't eaten anything inedible yet, Hopkins.

(@witchesandbirds )

WELL. WELL. WELL.

I've-

........had trial and error. Had to correct some of the list you gave me- WHICH WASN'T MY FAULT.....

[w1tchd3str0yer]

✝️ hi. Isee you are still disrespectiubg the order of creation as god intended it Where did my text go I can’t see anything I am typing blind help please please anyobeone .

Hi. Do not kill dpople. Unchristlike! Sent from my iMac fridge

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO ME-

wait......... there's.... this is secret code huh.....

of course.... HOW DID I NOT SEE IT. I'll crack it, dooooon't worry.

[w1tchd3str0yer]

Crikes. I'm surprised you haven't eaten anything inedible yet, Hopkins.

(@witchesandbirds )

WELL. WELL. WELL.

I've-

........had trial and error. Had to correct some of the list you gave me- WHICH WASN'T MY FAULT.....

[w1tchd3str0yer]

Ah, yes

*--Your №1 Fan

It is good to see that sign again. Not a lot of friends around here.....

[w1tchd3str0yer]

YOU ARE ALIVE

For GODS SAKE

Oh my God please revive this account like Jesus

We need you man

- I forgot how i tagged myself but №1 Fan

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

MY FRIEND, IT'S GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU

I MISSED YOU TOO. IT'S BEEN TOUGH OUT HERE IN THE WILDS...

[w1tchd3str0yer]

huh. he must have died.

DEAD? YOU DEMONS WISH!

NO, NO, NO.... The connection has just been.. hard to come by. All of my technology was meant to work with human internet. So once I ran out of signal and data... I needed to find another way.

AND I'VE DONE IT.

Anyways, fear not my fellow witch hunters. YOUR FAVOURITE HUNTER IS BACK.