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Chose an excellent day to print my powerpoint on the Jurassic Park saga

-A🔥

25 years of ads peeled away

[waking-pondering-official]

A (star) keeps running really incredible games that give me brainworms and *I* want to play for 32 hours straight and let the hyperfixation consume me but nooooooo she has to "prep the session" and "can't justify spending that long on a single session" or "would burn out if she tried to do that" which I personally think is cringe but I cannot change her mind much as I try

-A (merican)

[waking-pondering-official]

Me and A(merica) writting our silly little stories.

--A(🔥)

its important to write fanfiction no one cares about 👍

[waking-pondering-official]

First day back at work after being off for a week and tell me why everything is a mess. Had to fix the blood testing machines which was an hour and a half phone call for me. It continued after I left as well.

--A(🔥)

[waking-pondering-official]

I read Jurassic Park and have now begun reading Jurassic Park: The Lost World. I have additionally watch all of the movies and yes this is Autistic and yes there will be a powerpoint and quiz at the end. Anyway the books and films do not need that much Ian Malcolm content, he's annoying

--A(🔥)

[waking-pondering-official]

Before cleaning: Surely to live in filth and corruption is not so terrible, for it is that selfsame filth from which mankind crawled

After cleaning: man that was easy and now my house looks better

[waking-pondering-official]

I keep trying to map the characters onto other fandoms so I can steal their fan interpretations. A(star) is frankly going to just have to cope with Azorion being out of character

-A(merican)

Me and A(merican) have been writing fanfic for a random that doesn't exist outside of the friend group but will eventually. The urge to try and look up other works is so annoying and persistent. Yet there is none

--A🔥

[waking-pondering-official]

Me and A(merican) have been writing fanfic for a fandom that doesn't exist outside of the friend group but will eventually. The urge to try and look up other works is so annoying and persistent. Yet there is none

--A🔥

[waking-pondering-official]

We have had three sessions between the last update and this one. Two of which allowed me to tap into two of my special interests.

Session 4

Elevator music does just do that to you (we spent several ingame minutes not interacting because of it)

Sometimes you Dm takes rocks fall you all die a little too literally

An Asteriod lead me to doing the math on what kind of damage it would do

Rocks shouldn't have veins and wires and touching it should give the memories of a dead people

For two days we help fix things

Miners be mining

Volcanoes and oh look spooky Ominous hole in the ground surrounded by things turned to rocks

Oh are these hallucinations of stone people I will simply not tell anyone one

The hole has a whole ass stone spaceship with quantum physics people

Then we split the party and get haunted

Session 5

Spooky hallucinations are actually not that

Brain is become more brain

Stone stuff is actually super dense brain matter

I try to talk to the stuff taking over my brain and it screams

Under House arrest

Brains is storage we need enough petrabytes

Mandali Aura is here now and offers to kill me

Session 6

Aura plants a bomb on me as Insurance

Almost smash my face into rocks and take too much damage

Hydrolic noises, Crab droid very broken no saving it

The lifts surrounded by stone people they attack when we attempt to cut through them

49% when someone uses the force to stop them

Resonant force from the computer 51%

Get two files that are big

One is how to find the cure

The other is how to replicate this

Suprise Aura is evil actually and now we're stranded with 6hrs of oxygen and no depth suits

A(🌟) is making me finish this pre session 7

-A(🔥)

Just finished a session in the new Star Wars campaign. And boy did we end that shit on a high.

We used a Jetpack to essentially move from 1 to 100 to get to a ship.

As only one person could use the jetpack, we had the other two ride on something tied to the person using the jet pack

We chose to use the kaber crystal shell we had pulled of a creature that just attacked us as our sled.

We had to go past 20 Entrogar to get to the ship

And the ship we were stealing belonged to an Inquisitor

Not only did we do this and get into the ship we then managed to pull away from her holding us with the force.

And let me tell you it really felt like a story beat from Star Wars. Then as we finish as if the perfect cherry on top I realise we still haven't fucking told each other our names which is so first obstacle in a star wars movies.

--A🔥

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I need a full season of this

--A🔥

🚌Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - Dimension 20: On a Bus!

DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

Watch the full episode here

[waking-pondering-official]

Got to be autistic about asteriods last night was great in fact I'm getting to be very autistic about geography aswell and planetary physics was great.

--A🔥

[waking-pondering-official]

My listening to my music in alphabetical order had me stuck in songs that begin with S purgatory only to escape into T which feels the same

--A🔥

[waking-pondering-official]

A(star) is running a beautiful high politics campaign that me and A(fire) are in and tonight she blew up every single one of our plans and we spent real world hours debating how to fix it and even then the solution is being held together by duct tape and dreams. We were then met by the surprise addition that one of the factions we're fighting with is run by the most evil sexy woman of all time. My mind is racing my terror is real and A(star) deserves an Emmy for this shit

-A(merican)

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Felicie looking at Onvyr like sure that one seems correct

--A🔥

I’m responsible enough to have a knight I think. I’ll take good care of it and feed it and take it on walks and everything.

[waking-pondering-official]

I am not the muppet joker, I cannot be killed

-A(merican)

Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

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Pride month is over time to talk about my RPG characters and their deranged relationships that would make the "no bi women in straight relationships at pride" people crumble to ash instantly! So here they are: Lenore is a hypersexual asexual baddie in a polycule with a bunch of motherfuckers, some of them she likes, one of them she loves, some of them she hates and some of them she's using. Lenore is the everything and maintaining like 8 relationships on the side, you should fear her.

Austin is in the world's most tragic series of relationships and one day he will get his prince charming but by god is that day *not* today!

Merellion was secretly in love with their best friend, their best friend died and they converted to in world Christianity analog religion so that he could continue to see him. No one except Merellion ever knew he was into the guy who died and frankly that's a failing on everyone else.

Evendur was in the world's most codependent and toxic relationship where he would literally go insane without his husband. Unfortunately his husband is dead. Now he's an insane man on an extradimensional time hop.

Arsinoe is a lesbian in a polycule with several men in it. She's dating one of them. Sexuality is fluid and as long as they're happy everyone else should fuck off.

Variana is a lesbian who has realized sexuality is fluid and is going to open her end of her polycule up to the brother of the man she went back in time to kill in an alternate timeline (long story).

Iris is in love with her dead god who isn't dead.

Not pictured: several monogamous and vaguely happy characters with slightly less cringefail energy or insane polycule shenanigans

-A(merican)

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This post could kill A🇺🇲 atleat 4 times

Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.