i'm just a girl. and he's just a boy. no, i'm not going to go there. har. so let's just say i'm 22, a graduate of uc santa barbara, a marine corps poolee, japanese american, geek, gamer, bad ass motha fucka (if only in my own mind), and all around awkward individual. but i have a blog. so i'm awesome. or whatever.
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Shanghai Calling Trailer
#Daniel Henney#Eliza Coupe#omg srs attractiveness right here#i just might die#srsy guys#and there is a character named awesome wang#omg
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Milk Man: World's Worst Superhero
#freddiew#freddie wong#milk man#i don't even...#i can't...#laughing and crying from disgust all at the same time#srsly guys
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Found some Mike's hard lemonade in the fridge.
Wasn't hard enough (that's what she said), so I added vodka. I'm not sure what to say to myself. I'm debating between either giving myself a pat on the back or being mildly concerned.
#booze#so much booze#in a few years i'm going to be a freaking alcoholic#come visit me in rehab guyz
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Friends forever.
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I should never say oorah motha fuckas ever again.
It just sounds wrong coming from me.
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screw this...
I don't even know why I have two separate blogs for personal things and random shit, because I just spend nine years debating which tumblr to post shit in and don't end up posting anything. So fuck it. I'ma just post everything here. And what I wanted to post was that I did my first "official" IST (initial strength test). I put that in quotations because it doesn't actually count toward anything for me since I'm not shipping out yet, but it's technically official, because there were a bunch of Gunnys and even a Captain there and we had to go all the way to fucking Sherman fucking Oaks. Results? I almost passed. 13:05 on the run, 57 sit-ups, and 15 seconds on the hang. Which isn't bad, considering a few months ago, I couldn't even get on the bar. And I have three more months to get that time up, so I'm pretty psyched. Oorah, motha fuckas.
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White Frog Official Trailer
#harry shum jr#booboo stewart#white frog#trailer#DYING#JUST WATCHING THE TRAILER MAKES ME TEAR UP#I CANNOT WEAR MAKEUP IF I GO WATCH THIS#I WILL BE BAWLING#BAWL.ING.
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My parents started fighting about our mochi (rice cake) maker making a shit ton of noise during dinner. Like, legit fighting. And as I sat there eating, all I could think was, "hashtag Japanese people problems".
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And the funny thing, I bought my roommate the complete Batman Beyond series. We give each other such nerdy presents.
#I LOVE MY ROOMMATE#BEST PRESENT EVARRRRRRR#WOLVERINE OMGGGGG#HE LOOKS SO SAD#wolverine#x-men#marvel
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OMG, LANDRY IS IN BATTLESHIP, TOO?
#RIGGINS AND LANDRY UNITE!#IF ONLY MATT SARACEN WAS IN IT WOULD BE PERFECTION#I AM ODDLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS
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Randomly thought about all of the kamikaze jokes I will have to endure if I go through with this pilot thing. But it'll probs be worth it.
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In the driver's seat of Colbert's Humvee, Person was singing. "One, two, three, four, what the fuck are we fighting for?" "You have to answer that for yourself," I said as I crouched against the fender, scanning with my binoculars. "Well, sir," Person said, turning in the seat to face me, oblivious to the fight all around him, "I guess I'm fighting for cheap gas and a world without ragheads blowing up our fucking buildings." "Good to know you're such an idealist." "That world sounds pretty ideal to me right about now."
One Bullet Away by Nathaniel Fick
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Even if he held a concert and just sang that song, I would go. In fact, I would want him to only sing that song. Over and over.
CLICK PLAY TO HEAR WHAT SONG THIS MAN SINGS.


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It is four in the morning and I am awake. One day, I will be able to afford to pay a fucking taxi to take me to the airport.
#IT'S SRSY GOING TO TAKE ME TWO HOURS TO GET TO THE AIRPORT USING PUBLIC TRANSIT?#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT HAS TO BE ILLEGAL
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Every time someone asks for no ice in their water, I have to fight the urge to ask them, "Why?"
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