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the humble teletubby

Guys why does he have an antenna

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uhhhh women in power apparently

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done

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No matter how much I try, I cannot get the debate article about ' kids these days don't know thirst ' it was an article we could choose to respond to for an exam and it was just so ridiculous.

It essentially complained that because kids were bringing their water bottles around and sipping on it throughout the day, we would never know the satisfaction of a good sip of water after actually getting thirsty

but why should we deprive ourselves of WATER just to wait till our body starts complaining about the lack of water when there is no need to, creating a false need to solve which makes it feel slightly better.

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why is garlic so good at sticking to you. i barely touched you, stop being on my hands forever.

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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Have you ever misread yourself and your own wants so completely due to insecurities and fears thrust upon you that you suddenly look at your reflection in the water and see a swan looking back at you instead of the duck you thought you knew

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why did you people come up with russian names for what is supposed to be a movie set in italy. what was the thought process here. why does she sound like she walked out of a tolstoy novel

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saw the 20th anniversary pride and prejudice 2005 rerelease today

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it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?

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coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

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the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

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