ALL REVVED UP AND READY TO GO! I'm sorry, are you saying there's a multiverse? 'Cause I thought that was all theoretical. That changes how we understand the initial singularity. We're talking about an eternal inflation system. How does that even work with the quantum...? It's insane! ...Sorry. independent peter parker of the mcu. penned by dust.
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please reblogย this post if your muse is apart of the marvel cinematic universe (mcu). in order to be included on this list you mustย include in the tags:
canon or oc muse
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your characterโs full name ( ie, steve rogersย or sam wilsonย )
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ย ย ย example tags: ย ย ย #canon, #single muse, #steve rogers/captain america ย ย ย #oc, #multi muse, #jane doe, #verse
#peter parker/spider-man#single muse#canon#// minorly canon divergent!#// & low activity#โโโซทโโ ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐จ๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ก ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐จ โ ๐ท dust
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the dumbest fuckin things make pete go brbrbrbrbr.....
#// cue me swatting him with a newspaper#// sir youre like 12 you are not allowed to comment on the dash hornies /j#โโโซทโโ ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐จ๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ก ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐จ โ ๐ท dust
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ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โโโโ ย ย โAm I too late for the wedding?ย Iโm pretty sure there was a wedding or something.โ
#โโโซทโโ ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ช๐ง๐ซ๐๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ฃ๐๐ โ ๐ท dashcom#โโโซทโโ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ชโ! โ ๐ท crack#โโโซทโโ ๐ฌ๐๐โ๐จ๐ก๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ง โ ๐ท peter#lokitm
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ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โโโโ ย ย โAttention?ย Attention?ย Bark!ย Bark bark!โ
#โโโซทโโ ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ช๐ง๐ซ๐๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ฃ๐๐ โ ๐ท dashcom#โโโซทโโ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ชโ! โ ๐ท crack#// i amn... SO sorry XD#// he really said ''golden retriever boy'' tonight esfrgdthyj
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god, im sorry, i need to go to beD---
#// i have one (1) more day of work :\#โโโซทโโ ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐จ๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ก ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐จ โ ๐ท dust
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lokitmโ:
ย ย ย ย โ didย youย atย leastย makeย itย toย theย bathroom ?? โ
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โโโโ ย ย โTo the bathroom?ย Uh... yeah, kinda.โ
#lokitm#โโโซทโโ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ชโ! โ ๐ท crack#// no he will not elaborate <3 sdfgthyj
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lokitmโ:
PETER.
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โโโโ ย ย โโฆDad?โ
ย ย ย ย โ yes,ย myย child ?? โ
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โโโโ ย ย โI frew up.โ
#lokitm#โโโซทโโ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ชโ! โ ๐ท crack#// i am..........so sorry XD#// this is SO fuckign stupid lmao
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cannot believe shitposts is what brought pete out tonight
#// for like. a split second lmao#โโโซทโโ ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐จ๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ก ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐จ โ ๐ท dust
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ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โโโโ ย ย โ...Dad?โ
#โโโซทโโ ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ช๐ง๐ซ๐๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ฃ๐๐ โ ๐ท dashcom#โโโซทโโ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ชโ! โ ๐ท crack#lokitm#// I THINK IM S O FUNNY EESFDGHJ
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@thexprcdigalscnโ sent a message! ย ย ย ย ย โIt doesnโt look like nothing!โ
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โโโโ ย ย โIโm fine, Harry, really.โย Said while still moving to the fridge for anything frozen to hold against his face.ย ย โI been hurt much worse than this before.ย Like, snapped out of existence too.โ
Ice pack held up to his cheek (to cover both his eye and his nose), Peter turned to face Harry, leaning against the nearest counter.ย ย โ...A couple right hooks to the face is nothing.ย Besides, yโknow, uh...โย He went quiet to motion at himself, but decided against finishing that sentence.ย ย โ...yeah, yโknow.โ
#โโโซทโโ ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ง๐๐ค๐ค๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ โ ๐ท answered#โโโซทโโ ๐ฌ๐๐โ๐จ๐ก๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ง โ ๐ท peter#thexprcdigalscn
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Send me a Character and Iโll tell you if my Muse would kiss them
Not amount of alcohol could make me do it || Ew || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || EhโฆSure || Yes || I want to kiss them every day
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@thexprcdigalscnโ sent a message! ย ย ย โwandering under the weatherโ
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โโโโย ย ย โCould you please just relax?โย Pete had been watching Harry pace the room since heโd gotten here.ย His subconscious kept urging him to grab at his arm, keep him uprightย ย โย those tingles โspidey sensesโ that could give him away even more than it already has.ย ย โCโmon, I wonโt even go anywhere.ย No patrol, no leaving if I hear sirens.ย Just...ย Sit on the couch, at least?ย Watch a movie or something with me?โ
#โโโซทโโ ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ง๐๐ค๐ค๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ โ ๐ท answered#โโโซทโโ ๐ฌ๐๐โ๐จ๐ก๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ง โ ๐ท peter#thexprcdigalscn
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Your muse comes home covered in bruises. Send meย โItโs nothing.โ for my museโs reaction.
Or reversed:
My muse comes home covered in bruises. Send meย โIt doesnโt look like nothing!โ for my museโs reaction.
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Sendย โrefuse to recoverโ for a starter where my muse is weak from either illness or injury, but refuse to stay in bed.
Sendย โwandering under the weatherโ for your muse to be the one who refuses to stay in bed.ย
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Sendย ๐ to find my muse trying to hide an injury from the sender
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just remembered that my post-nwh spidey installed his own version of stark's ai in his suit and named it MAI (Makeshift Artificial Intelligence)
#// it's just suit functions and can connect to his phone#// so no like. database access or hacking protocols or anything like that#// it can offer SOME inside banter like those online ai chatbots but not much else#โโโซทโโ ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐จ๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ก ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐จ โ ๐ท dust#โโโซทโโ ๐จ๐ฉ๐ง๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐จ๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐ฎ โ ๐ท headcanon(s)
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tony: i am begging you not to do the thing
peter: โฆyes, mr. stark
tony: youโve already done the thing, havenโt you?
peter:

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