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When somebody says that “a man likes to feel like a man,” all I hear is “A man likes to feel superior to you and it’s your job to make him believe it.” 

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So when I was 13 years old I brought four girls to my building so we could play on the new football field. But then we wandered off and we had an experience that made the Hogwarts Houses make perfect sense to me. As the Harry Potter Resident Nerd™ of the school, I used to sort the kids into houses for fun. In the group that came to my place, there was one Ravenclaw, two Hufflepuffs and one Slytherin. And me, of course, the Do It For The Vine™ Gryffindor. My building was new so they hadn’t put security cameras or fences at places you shouldn’t go yet. But at the parking lot, there was a long, curved wall that was small at the beginning and very tall at the middle, so that meant you could climb it. Over it, there were trees and dirt and the view was nice. So us girls wandered there and I dared them to jump from the middle, having done that before a couple of times and knowing it was relatively safe. They were all in disbelief of that so I proved by climbing the wall at the smallest point, walking to the middle and jumping, laughing like a maniac and having the time of my life. They accepted the challenge then (except one, my very adorable small friend who was terrified of heights). So up next went my best friend, one of the two Hufflepuffs. I was cheering her on but she got very scared when she got at the tallest point of the wall and she sat down, terrified of jumping. The other Hufflepuff, who decided not jump because she was afraid of heights got under my best friend and she propped down, hung by her fingers and the other girl held her waist and helped her plop gracefully into the floor. The Ravenclaw went next. She was rather small too so when she got to the tallest point, she started to wonder out loud if it would hurt her feet more if she jumped or if she hung on the wall by her fingers (thus being closer to the floor) and simply let go. She decided to do that and soon she was on the floor, receiving our claps. Next and last was the Slytherin, the tallest one. The jump would probably not even hurt her feet because of how tall she was. She walked slowly and carefully to the middle of the wall and pointed to the building on the other side of the street and yelled something about someone stripping by a window. All of us looked and yelled “where?!” and she used that distraction to run to the closest end of the wall and smallest one, quickly jump and stand on the spot she would have been if she had jumped from the middle, leaning smoothly against the wall. She winked at us, called us morons and said she was now back to the football mood so went back to the field to play.

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Every tiiime

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What do you do when your boyfriend tells you to “eat pussy!” rather than “eat a dick!” and you respond with “… Find me one…” in complete honesty, and he tells you to find it yourself? Lol

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PSA: Cellulite and stretch marks are normal. The only reason we’ve been told that they’re not is because companies want to sell you products to reduce, minimize, or eliminate these very natural body characteristics. Your body is not a photoshop picture. Stop beating yourself up for being human. 

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Guys, my friends and I were out at a popular pokemon spot and it was packed. Well all of a sudden a cop pulls in (and this place is pretty big with a big parking lot) BLASTING the pokemon theme song and flashing his lights!!! Then he just pulled out and cruised off into the sunset like one smooth motherfucker while we all cheered and sang hahaha

So the police and fire station are right next to my library which is a pokemon gym and pokestop. The cops are blu team and the firefighters are red and they are constantly fighting over the gym. I found out cuz i was adding a pokemon to the gym and some cops noticed me playing pokemon and they asked what team i was on and i told them blu and they were like damn right and told me about the situation.

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New blog!

Hey guys! Anyone who cares should follow my new blog chronic-ginger :)

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Couldn't wait, so I had to take this pic after a wake 'n bake, but Cheshire is sooo pretty in the morning sun 😸💚🌞

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Currently me, who is avoiding her Jesus-hippie-bible-thumping-weed-damming-marine uncle whom she actually loves very much and would love to see before he goes back home... Just because I want to enjoy this bong and go pokemon hunting...

😂 double tap if you do this! 😙💨 http://ift.tt/29s4dIP

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IT'S SO HAPPY LOOKING OMG

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Solo sesh...

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THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS

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These videos blow my mind every time

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my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE