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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

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7 DAYS OF DAN AND PHIL

calling all gif/edit makers and fan artist! it's summer and we're all phannies so im just going to assume like me, you have nothing else going on especially with this heat wave and blah blah blah long story short:

June 30 - July 6 I want to see your favorite dan and phil moments from pinof to super amazing project to the photobooth challenge or the hearttrob videos! (and june 30 will be phil's gay birthday!!)

moments that make you go 'aww' or 'oh my god WHAT' or 'wow that was gay'! anything you find cute or eyebrow raising that you just can't get out of your head even though it's been months or years and no one remembers it anymore but you!

this is also open to anyone so if you just want to post screenshots and wax poetics or make an elaborate edit/gif set or art or even a fic about That moment for you please join in!!!

tag #manchesterau and/or #7dodnp and ill do my best to reblog it! see you there!

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I had a crazy Dan and Phil dream and everytime something was happening I was like "I need to post this to Tumblr this is crazy!!!!!"

I just remember they were doing a Dan and Phil musical singing about their entire life and when it was time to come out they sang "I am gay, I am gay, we are gay together" and hugged... that was the hard launch 😭😭

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ALRIGHT GUYS LISTEN UP HERE’S MY PLAN FOR WHATEVER IT IS THAT’S HAPPENING THAT’S GOING TO BE GOOD OMENS SEASON 3.

You all listening now? OK, here we go.

Aziraphale gets up to the top of the Celestial Office Nightmare, and a grand total of 5 minutes and 37 seconds passes before he’s like “to heck with this” and begins sprinting down that escalator. Why not take the elevator, you ask? THE ANSWER IS FOR DRAMA, OK?!?!?! STOP QUESTIONING MY VISION!!!!

Meanwhile Crowley is also like “fuck this shit” after 5 minutes and 37 seconds and drives like a madman over to the Celestial Office Building and begins sprinting UP the escalator. See where I’m going with this? Yes? Hopefully? Anyway.

Predictably, they meet in the middle. There is, also predictably, an embrace. A proper one this time. Words are spoken (probably garbled this is a very emotional time after all) but they manage to understand each other. And then they leave. They just fricking leave, running madly off into the sunset. From this point onward they are going to spend most of their screen time hand in hand and I will brook no arguments on that account. HAND. IN. HAND. Anyway. OK.

Naturally the Higher Ups (and the Lower Downs) are not going to let this type of thing go, no, not by a long shot. So in a monumental move that surprises all, everyone joins forces in a tentative, tense alliance in order to annihilate our babies.

Of course Aziraphale and Crowley manage to beat everyone off with sticks and the overwhelming power of their love. They also get to blow something up as a treat. They deserve it. Where would this explosion fit in? I dunno. Just give David Tennant a flame thrower or something and let him decide.

Anyway upshot of this is that their love is TOO POWERFUL to be beaten by mere angelic/demonic power and they are left in possession of the field of battle. Perhaps they are slightly battered and singed, who knows. I, for one, am always of the opinion that men (or men shaped beings) look best when slightly battered and grimy and singed, but that’s just me.

There’s a beat of silence, music swells (maybe the last strains of Bohemian Rhapsody) as the last remnants of both host and legion melt away into the smog/fog/dust/mist/smoke/whatever I’m currently feeling like at the moment. They look at each other, blink, and…

The next thirty minutes are going to be comprised solely of loving words and embraces and I think I can speak for all of us here when I say that this would be an immensely healing experience for everyone.

Anyway those were my personal plans for season 3. Reblog with your ideas, I’d love to see them! Let’s compare notes and write the greatest fix-it fic of all time, and eventually gather enough brain power to physically manifest it into reality!

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No cops at pride, just Dan and Phil and their army of Lesbians. 🧡🤍🩷

For Eve (@internetisqueer on twt) as part of the fanworks raffle organised by @PhandomGives 💜

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accidentally paused a dnp video

dan is so small

Perspective is not real

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FUCK WHERES THE NEAREST BODY OF WATER I NEED THAT FUCKIN SEAGRASS

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Dan Howell really is just what if you gave a depressed gay teenager everything he ever wanted

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can we please appreciate phil's phlonde phrosted tips in the phupload 🗣

happy pride month 🙏🙏🙏

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the thing with the mullet is dan looks normal when he’s facing the camera and you only get dealt psychic damage when he turns to the side. but he turns to the side all the time cause that’s where phil is

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SUMMER HOLIDAY FROM THE SIMS 4 HATES GAYS CONFIRMED

DAN AND PHIL HUGGED IN MY SIMS GAMR AND SHE STOMPED HER FOOT AND SHOUTED AT DAN

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Dan's hair going from aggressively straightened to slowly getting more curly right before he came out is like some metaphor for Accepting Your True Self in a coming of age movie except it was real life and totally a coincidence.

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the way dan took a full proper break from the internet and in that time you could still find his voice and a leg or an arm of his on amazingphil because dan is as much a piece of furniture in phil’s life as phil is in dan’s.

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phil hearing dan suggest that he might come out within a year or that he wants to come out soon and then seeing dan properly start to plan it and writing the script and realizing he’s actually going to do it and just being there to listen and bounce ideas off of and being supportive and being so fucking proud

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my sim wrote You Will Get Through This Night in the "motivational book" genre