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As a golden gopher and born and bred Minnesotan I can't stand Wisconsin as either a place or a school but damn it if I don't also love all their players

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hockey meme: 1/5 players ☆ kelly babstock

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NWHL: Teams

↳ Making History

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Kelly Babstock aesthetic

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THOUGHTS OF A HOCKEY FAN

1.) “Why’d they blow the play dead?”

2.) “How is that even a penalty?”

3.) “What is ‘goaltender interference’?”

4.) “How the shit is that goaltender interference?”

5.) “That was the weakest penalty call I’ve ever seen.”

6.) “What the fuck are you even doing ref?”

7.) “ThAt’S nOt A pEnAlTy YoU bLiNd FuCk.”

8.) “Shut up Pierre.”

9.) “I hate every single one of these players, why are you even in the NHL.”

10.) “I can’t actually believe I’m watching beer league players.”

11.) “Wait…. When did he get traded? Who even are these people.”

12.) “I hate hockey and the players hate me.”

13.) “Oh there’s gonna be a figh–false alarm, they just hugged.”

14.) “Our goalie is going to kill every single one of his teammates and I might actually help.”

15.) “What the actual hell is our coach even doing? Can he be fired pls.”

Bonus: “I miss hockey.”

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tonight during warm-ups i told Ben Scrivens that Jenny was my favorite Scrivens. He said “me too” and gave me a puck. 

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Kaleigh Fratkin of The New York Riveters.

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WHALE!!!!!

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Finland’s Noora Raty is yet another example of her home country’s ability to produce outstanding hockey goaltenders. In her time at the University of Minnesota, she was a member of the 2012 and 2013 NCAA title-winning teams, even going undefeated in her last 49 games. Raty also won an Olympic bronze medal in 2010.

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I don't even think other people realize how much I hate Marc Bergevin.

Dude SAME 

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I’m going to be able to make SO MANY Fluke puns this season...