dinosaureleanor

[dinosaureleanor]

My life is severely lacking in the “lesbians taking me to the aquarium and getting really flustered at how cute it is when I info dump about the fishes” department

Not even the only lesbians on a date in this room at this aquarium

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Thank youuuuuu

I showed the original post to a friend of mine and she and I spent some time brainstorming some mech designs in response 🫣

Mech in a bikini. Okay I go sleep now.

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YOU CAN DO THAT?!

I gotta go try something…

Cuddling. With girls. As a girl.

Agree?

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This is way too applicable and I want to know which of my friends made it

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But like the bikini is actually heat shielding covering critical parts of various mechanisms so in a way like seeing a mech without a bikini is intimate and trusting but not in a puritanical views of sex way but in like a “I trust you and it’s safe here” way

And now im yearning for mechs in asbestos bikinis… if you don’t make it im gonna file a lawsuit

I kinda wanna see a mech in a bikini… I think it would be funny.

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I shaved my legs and it feels like there’s cacti under my skin.

Why do I have to be a mammal. I’d do way better as like… some fleshy slimy thing.

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I hope the judge sentences you to writing lesbian smut for 1000 years bc that was a spiritual thing to read and you shouldn’t hide your gift from the world

I remember the first time a girl put her fingers in my pussy, I was so scared to let her. Things still felt incredibly raw even three months into healing, like the slightest misstep could damage something. It felt like an inconsiderate or brash hand might rip or tear something. And I was so afraid I didn’t look healed enough to actually be pretty to her. Things still felt swollen, and the scars weren’t yet faded. But she laid me down on her bed, the spring sun streaming in the window, and she shushed my protests with a kind and knowing tone. She’d gotten a neopussy a year and a half before me, she’d be careful. So there I was, laying down and looking up at her smiling between my ever so slightly shaking legs. She had lube on her fingers and she leaned into me slowly, with her whole body, resting her other arm on my right knee as she came closer to me. Then she was in, and although I’d been fingered anally before, nothing prepared me for how large and detailed her fingers felt in me. The sensation was so vivid that I couldn’t help but picture precisely where they were in me, what shape they curled into. I could feel so perfectly I might as well have had x-ray vision. She smiled at my surprise. Then she watched me begin to relax. And that’s when she began that caress, that coaxing with her fingers that I had performed on others so often. The pleasure was beyond description except as waves and waterfalls and the desperate powerless need for her not to stop. My eyes were so wide, and I felt just like porcelain being painted by a master craftsman.

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Im sick of hiding it.

Ranch dressing is a vile liquid. It is the most putrid of condiments and does not deserve to be in production. I fully support letting people do what they want as lo bc as they aren’t hurting anyone else / everyone is consenting - but once ranch dressing is involved there is not a pantheon of worship that contains a god who’s love can redeem the act affiliated with such a reprehensible sauce

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Ima keep it real with you I don’t like ranch at all I just felt like giving you ranch based hate mail for the bit

To defend the irredeemable sauce is the biggest sin. Hating on behalf of ranch rather than hating ranch on the behalf of human kind is a betrayal that makes high treason seem like elementary school playground games.

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You need to learn to respect what ranch dressing brings to the table. This isnt hating for the sake of hating, this is you being told that flavor is a complex journey and you don’t get off the interstate.

The only thing ranch brings to the table is uncultured palates and a lack of nuance

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Im adding ranch dressing enthusiasts to my DNI list

Im sick of hiding it.

Ranch dressing is a vile liquid. It is the most putrid of condiments and does not deserve to be in production. I fully support letting people do what they want as lo bc as they aren’t hurting anyone else / everyone is consenting - but once ranch dressing is involved there is not a pantheon of worship that contains a god who’s love can redeem the act affiliated with such a reprehensible sauce

[dinosaureleanor]

Im sick of hiding it.

Ranch dressing is a vile liquid. It is the most putrid of condiments and does not deserve to be in production. I fully support letting people do what they want as lo bc as they aren’t hurting anyone else / everyone is consenting - but once ranch dressing is involved there is not a pantheon of worship that contains a god who’s love can redeem the act affiliated with such a reprehensible sauce

[dinosaureleanor]

I bet if the relevant mutuals made a schedule we could us it to tell her we have a crush on her and put her in a state of gay fluster for like a month

Plus then like there’s already schedule. Easy transition to a polycule. And if it doesn’t work, we have a dnd group.

Yallllll I was talking to @sapphic-dice and she was being super cute and gay so I admitted I had a crush and it broke her

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I modified an autohotkey script to make everything into puppytalk and yea it’s def something. Here’s a sample

Heres the... *rrrrrruuuffff*... puppytalk script Puppy made. As u can see Puppy has um it on right... *awoof*... now and... *awoof*... it is kinda doin the puppytalk... *awufff*...

If folks are interested I can try to find a way to share it

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Hi if ur reading this you just joined the group bullying them (me) into getting better

HOW AM I MUTUALS WITH SO MANY HOT SAPPHICS AND WHY ARE THEY USING IT AGAINST ME TO GET ME TO CLEAN MY ROOOMEJJEJEJEJEJKEKWKEKEKKEKS

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Psst. I got like a billion snails. You trying to make a come up in the mollusk game?

Yeah, hit me up at whatareyouacop@yahoo.com