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Zach: Jonah is visiting his hometown, so while he’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts.

Daniel: Why?

Zach: He’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control.

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Jonah: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Daniel: “Rude.”

Corbyn: “Not again.”

Zach: “Are you going to want this back?"

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Zach: Wow, I need a drink.

Zach: *pours apple juice into a shot glass*

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Jonah: You need a hobby.

Jack: I have a hobby.

Jonah: Being sarcastic isn't a hobby.

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Jonah: One bonus of being the oldest is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching the other boys cry inside.

Jonah: A fine example: the other day I pointed at a really nice car and, while looking Zach right in the eye, went “Man, is that bae or what, huh?” and the look on his face was something I will treasure for years.

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Daniel: time for a smolder

Jack: that's not a smolder that's a pout

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Zach: If I ever have a kid and it's a girl I should name her lizard and call her Liz and people will be like "Oh is that short for Elizabeth?" and she'll have to say "No, my name is Lizard."

Jonah: You're officially never allowed to touch a birth certificate in your whole life.

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Corbyn: I have a crush on a girl and didn't really know how to handle it so I filled her car with heart shaped confetti.

Daniel:

Jack:

Christina: That was you???

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Jonah: You know what true strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

Jack: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die...

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Interviewer: so what's it like being in a band with Jack?

Zach: once i asked him for water when he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

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Jack: Excuse me? I lost the kid I was responsible for, Peter. Can I make an announcement?

Person at the counter: Yeah, sure.

Jack: [leans into mic] Hey Zach, goodbye you little shit.

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Jack: Am I bitter? Yes. But do I try to move on and let go of anger? Well, actually no.

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Daniel: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Corbyn: If anyone, and I mean /anyone/, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Jonah: Do we have all of the sound equipment?

Daniel: Check.

Jonah: Bags in the tour bus?

Daniel: Check.

Jonah: Did you have breakfast?

Daniel: What? That's not on the checklist.

Jonah: I added it because I care about you.

Daniel: No, I did not have breakfast.

Jonah: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.

Daniel: [pulling out a granola bar] Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this!

Jonah: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

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Zach: We’re not gonna hang around like sitting ducks. We’re gonna take the fight to them. Like some WADDLING ducks! If the waddling was super fast and cool.

Daniel: Like some boss penguins!

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Jonah: For some reason Zach thinks that I know a lot about flowers, so whenever he asks me what the name of a flower is I give him the name of a rapper.

Zach: Look! These ludacrises are growing so nicely!

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Jack: You're pretty dumb.

Zach: Thank you.

Jack: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Zach: All I heard was "you're pretty". I'm focusing on the positives of life.