whyemma

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Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

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There is a dude at the gym beating the shit out of a tire with a hammer loudly and I feel that's the kind of shit Karlach would do in camp

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if i was a fictional character woukd you guys write fucked up angst fanfic about me yes or no

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do you really wanna know where i was april 29?

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Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

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i want to make a "he should've been at the club" post about hamlet but there's so much controversy about his actual age that i can't while still maintaining any claim to academic integrity

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girl if you have to go to a subreddit for advice about your boyfriend he is not the one

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The Good Place 3x11

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Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

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Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging

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i guess i’m back on tumblr full time! anyways im gonna post here and on substack <3 read banned books and don’t forget to stay hopeful

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What's a book written by a woman that changed your life or that you consider a classic? Any genre, any language.

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“fortunate” and “president trump” being in the same sentence when i open the tiktok app was absolutely not on my 2025 bingo card

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nobody say a fucking word about tumblr we can’t remind these billionaires we exist

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Zuhair Murad // Couture “Egyptian Queens” Spring/Summer 2019/2020

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every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one