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Help they turned my boy into a pea

I spent five minutes staring at piss
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The freaky blogs on here that are largely heterosexual are so odd like they all have that horrific daddy/kitten energy going on but they are really terrible at making sexy text posts. How would this even work how are we both gonna reach the legos if my dick is inside you
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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.
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People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness
"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally
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having a cyclical mental illness really does feel like being the world's most dogshit necromancer reanimating the same corpse every few months
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Not an invitation to cocoon yourself in a self-care bubble for four years, but a reminder to the 24/7 worriers that you can literally write "To Do on Monday: Worry about ________" on a post-it note and stop worrying about it for one day while you recharge.
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pick your poison LMAOOO

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