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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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uncommon moments [57/?] ⤷ 4.07 — “Ugly”

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“Europeans live longer because they eat FRESH FOOD!!!!” Bitch, they live on cigarettes. They live longer because they have universal healthcare. I’m convinced America is obsessed with inventing things that are killing us so you don’t have to face the actual problems.

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writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse

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violet crawley could kill elon musk

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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i wish i could remember who made the recommendation to "make a list of all the different ways someone could feel about a topic in your fictional setting and then make each of them a character" because it is a great technique and is also extremely fun

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just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

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The derry girls would’ve killed pennywise with hammers I’ll tell you that much

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never have I been more scared in my entire life

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They back from Madagascar I guess