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seriously just get outside once in a while. i promise it’s worth it. you don’t have to take a walk even. just remember that outside is there
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when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”
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they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy
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Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either
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Cleaning gets easier when you remember it's a thing you're doing to make your life less miserable, and not a thing you're doing as punishment
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In a culture as dour, technocratic, and Presbyterian as this one, it is your duty to go hog wild over the sensual world.
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it's funny how many aspects of society are essentially designed to make people terrified and insane at all times
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Going to the zoo today perhaps I'll treat myself with a flattened penny... Perhaps I'll indulge myself, andget a flattened penny
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me talking in the tags on tumblr dot com

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i experience and express sexual attraction in a totally normal and healthy way
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it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh
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Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird
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Tokyo, Japan, 14 March 1998
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Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.
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