windofdogma

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Hi.

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He feels like he’d probably regret accepting goats from shady people...

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guideinferno​:

“I can do my gardening and undermine my brother at the same time, thank you very much.”

“...That’s fair. I guess.”

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durativo​:

“It’s all right, you said virgins right? That wont be a problem thanks to me. She’s safe and sound.”

“...How has my life come to this. Where did I go wrong. It was joining the Order, wasn’t it. This is my comeuppance.”

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yourpromdatedante​:

“Can’t blame a guy for being defensive. You look the type, you know,”

“No, I guess I can’t blame you.”

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guideinferno​:

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“Hit him at the centre of his chest. Preferably with something blunt and heavy”

“...Don’t you have a bloodthirsty tree to water... But noted.”

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yourpromdatedante​:

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“Look man, I don’t need no God in my life. Besides when I’m making someone call out for God,”

“No need to be so testy, boy. I’m not the proselytizing type.”

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durativo​:

“Kinky. I could use a few of those… maybe a redhead too.” He winked.

“Stay away from my sister or I will impale you into the nearest wall and leave you there.”

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durativo​:

“Did they also demand feathers? Do you think that’s what Master Sparda woulda liked? I hear he had a thing for blonds, instead.”

“No. They demanded sacrifices of blonde virgins.”

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durativo​:

“The prospect of a challenge, excites me. I could fight you, easy, but that wouldn’t be a challenge, now would it?” He crossed his arms. “You’re pretty good with your Devil Trigger, huh?”

He took his time in brushing himself off, preferring to offer no response to the rambling about the challenge of fighting him. Or not. “The Order demanded perfection.”

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me @ credo: i hate ur hair

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durativo​:

“All right… you gonna come down then? I’ll probably buy one from the main land.” He huffed. Yet another thing to dock off his pay for this job.

“And here I thought that the prospect of a fight excited you.” Yet as requested so kindly, there he was, Credo once again.

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durativo​:

“What? Do you want me to buy you a new goat? Is that it? I can’t unkill it! Not ethically, at least.”

“...I WOULD NOT BE ANGRY IF YOU DID. BUY ME A NEW GOAT, I MEAN. DO NOT UNKILL IT.”

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durativo​:

“Then you’ll get over it! I got over it! I’m doing GREAT!”

“YOU KILLED MY GOATS. THAT IS NOT A SIGN OF A MAN WHO IS DOING GREAT.”

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durativo​:

“I got issues!”

“AS DO WE ALL, JACKASS.”

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@guideinferno​ replied:

“The rumours had it that he lost it when his partner vanished. Some even think he that he had a hand in his disappearance. They were allegedly quite ...close.”

“Dante, your brother’s out again.”

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durativo​:

“Now we’re talking! Show me what you got big boy. Make me stop killing things.”

“WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.”