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a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?
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Achievement unlocked: discovered piece of media at exact right time in your life to experience maximum peak emotional impact and infatuation
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Finally got round to scanning these Eowyn and Boromir sketches from last week
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My wife and I will take the girl. We’ve always talked of adopting a baby girl. She will be loved with us.
And what of the boy? To Tatooine. To his family, send him.
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Fett and his dark side boss
Old man yaoi VS Doomed yaoi
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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
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𝐇𝐔𝐆𝐎 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐒 𝐄𝐋𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐇𝐄𝐋
golden autumm cloak and costume details. the hobbit: an unexpected journey.
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"Master, if your master threw you into the trash because you broke your legs, I'd be sad. I'd try to fix you."
Presenting R0D-NT.
Happy birthday to me! Today I turn the same age Obi-Wan had when he had to take care of the most bonkers kid of the galaxy (aka 25)
I swear I started this as just a drawing of Obi-Wan looking for his cloak and then...oh welp!
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Padmé Amidala in a deleted scene from:
ATTACK OF THE CLONES (2002) - dir. George Lucas
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A piece I commissioned from @verkomy for chapter 42 of ‘Chosen Horizons’! As always, I am amazed by @verkomy ‘s work, and just how beautifully they’re able to capture Thorin’s expressions. Thank you again so much for such a wonderful piece, I absolutely love it <3
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Juliana and her husband Edward Noel, Lord and Lady Campden.
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