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there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great

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it shouldnt be illegal to kidnap a guy if he looks really sad and you know he would have a better life in captivity

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South American armored sucker mouth catfish 

Illustrations by Sam Scalz

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boy, these corporations don't waste any time do they

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I'm not seeing a downside with that last review

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ples,, let me oit..

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Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry

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lol

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they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

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The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:

Bonus:

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Studies show that adding an excessive amount of wings onto your portraits increases their coolness factor by a whopping 300%

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my stroke game has improved but my soul has atrophied