wizardtrash
wizardtrash
Tomorrow's Bacon
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wizardtrash · 13 hours ago
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wizardtrash · 1 day ago
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#Repost @mattxiv
may the universe reward their bravery
first image by @soulwork6
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wizardtrash · 1 day ago
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I like to have fun enjoy and celebrate
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wizardtrash · 2 days ago
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living by my awesome sword #mysword
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wizardtrash · 2 days ago
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I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”
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wizardtrash · 2 days ago
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*special agent dale cooper voice* love island. an island full of love. yes. i think i’d like that very much.
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wizardtrash · 2 days ago
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i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.
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wizardtrash · 2 days ago
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I dont care if monday's wack, tuesday thursday shark attack, thursday 2 we all wear black, it's friday im in love
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wizardtrash · 3 days ago
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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?
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wizardtrash · 3 days ago
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wizardtrash · 3 days ago
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wizardtrash · 3 days ago
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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wizardtrash · 3 days ago
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attack on Boxhead's King Of Four Hills In Great Distances Where No Other Roams With The Loudest Song and also Son of No Current Renown.
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wizardtrash · 4 days ago
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I have two pieces in Asitano Horror's Mononoke Art Circus show!
If you happen to be in Osaka, it is being displayed at Shinsaibashi PARCO. It's so surreal to think I just visited there a few months ago & now my work is on display there??? If you are able to go - please share pics! I wish I was able to see the show in person ❤
You can find more specific info about the show here: https://art.parco.jp/shinsaibashi/detail/?id=1755
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wizardtrash · 4 days ago
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used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"
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wizardtrash · 4 days ago
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being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog
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wizardtrash · 4 days ago
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